HOLY MOLY GETS LOVE LETTER FROM MINOR CELEBRITY'S BROTHER

DEAR HOLY MOLY

Published on Tue 02 October 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

HOLY MOLY GETS LOVE LETTER FROM MINOR CELEBRITY'S BROTHER

Now if only EVERY person hauled over the coals had he same gracious sense of humour...

You may recall us crucifying Willy Borrell, brother of nonsense-musician Johnny, on more than one occasion - mostly stories involving him getting his end away with groupies on the back of his brother's success. See this week's mailout for one example. We obviously only write these kind of stories so that the subjects in question FINALLY take notice of us.

All we want is to be touched by the same furtive fingers we pour scorn on, hoping that one day, MAYBE one day, Holy Moly! can be brushed by the same level of genius that thought to dress their brother in cowboy boots and a suit (for best) and shocking white V-neck T-shirts (for stage).

Well, ladies & gentlemen - it seems our prayers have been answered, I shit you not. Thanks for the letter, Willy - nice to see a sense of humour! We look forward to our fruit basket from Amy Winehouse and Krispy Kreme platter from Jodie Marsh. MWAH!

Click on the image below for the letter in full...

WILLY BORRELL, RAZORLIGHT, LETTER TO HOLY MOLY, JOHNNY BORRELL, KIRSTEN DUNST, COWBOY BOOTS

pass it on print article

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COMMENTS

		dandyboy on Tue 02 October 2007 said... Did he leave a return address? If so I suggest we break out the torches and pitchforks now, and run this ogre out of town. There's also a chance his cunt of a brother might be about, and we can get medieval on his ass with the torches and pitchforks as a bonus.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 02 October 2007 said... I think it betrays a complete lack of grey matter whatsoever - 'where there's no sense there's no feeling'. I bet the gormless cunt doesn' respond to light yet either
		AKABUSI on Tue 02 October 2007 said... That letter barely illustrates an ability to write let alone a sense of humour. I reckon he's chuffed everyone knows he has a thin dick.
		gaylord on Tue 02 October 2007 said... Are we not all missing the point that Mr HM has blatantly just written the letter himself?
		Dames on Tue 02 October 2007 said... Same handwriting as on certain cards in telephone boxes on Tot Court Rd I notice...
		HOLYMOLY! on Wed 03 October 2007 said... if I ever write a letter to myself for a bit of publicity, I will not sign it willy borrell. give me some credit gaylord.