Holy Moly! exclusive: The Spice Girls' reunion is to be announced tomorrow, June 22

HM Exclusive: Spice Girls' reunion to be announced tomorrow

Published on Thu 21 June 2007 by BOURNE

Holy Moly! exclusive: The Spice Girls' reunion is to be announced tomorrow, June 22

Don't say we don't bring you most important revelations in international affairs, and don't say we don't bring you them first.

That's right, having realised ~~how much money the Take That reunion has earned~~ that the time is finally right, the Spice Girls will be annoucing their reunion tomorrow, June 22, 2007.

Victoria hardly needs the cash, while Geri, Mel B and Emma Bunton's careers have gloriously crashed and burned, but it's grumpy old Scouse tomboy Melanie C who's been the putting the kibosh on any earlier get together for the girls who terrorised the planet's eardrums in the nineties.

That has, however, all changed, possibly because Chisolm just got sick to death of hacks and fans asking why she was being such a miserable old goat.

So, if you're not swimming in shit flavoured mud in Somerset this weekend, I'd give the papers a miss. It's going to be Girl Power and Glaston-fucking-bury all the way.

Hloy Moly exclusive, Spice Girls, Geri Halliwell, Mel C, Mel B, Emma Bunton, Victoria Beckham, reunion.

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ACTING UP
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WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE

OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
CAPTION COMPETITION
ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS

COMMENTS

		Geoff Wode on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Cant wait. I remember beating my meat senseless over Geri showing her knickers on the Brits. Happy times my friends!
		Ingrate on Thu 21 June 2007 said... can't wait to see Geri and Mel C, now milfs
		JoMama on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Yes Yes Yes Yes and YES. In that order. That'll all do, Pig, that'll do.
		HalfdeadFred on Thu 21 June 2007 said... no ingrate mel c is the only one not to have kids...how sad is it that i actually know this?
		JoMama on Thu 21 June 2007 said... That in any way connected to the possibility that she is 'lady who likes cats'?
		HalfdeadFred on Thu 21 June 2007 said... could well be there jomama...
		Dames on Thu 21 June 2007 said... who thought of/directed that pose? must've followed the 'shooting with our fingers' one. Arise, Giants of Marketing Suss whoever you were, 90's-tastic knuckledragging knts.
		HalfdeadFred on Thu 21 June 2007 said... well, she is the only one without a ball......erm!
		HalfdeadFred on Thu 21 June 2007 said... she is the only one with out a ball as well....erm....plot thickens
		JiggeryCock on Thu 21 June 2007 said... You know that bit in Scanners where the guy's head just explodes.....or in Falling Down when D-FENS just opens up with a Uzi in random attacks because..uh...like....he just couldn't take it anymore? I know it may be a bit lame using Hollywood as my cultural reference point here but I know some of you get where I'm coming from so what say you all if we dont get (last one coming up) a Magnificent Seven-like posse together and go on a slaughterfest on this shower of shite. Bagsie I be the James Coburn knife wielding maniac guy, with just a bit of Patrick Bateman American Psycho to give it a more contemporary feel....oh fuck I've done it again!
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... If I had to choose it'd be Baby Spice everytime, although I believe that her youthful looks have faded somewhat and she is starting to resemble Judy Finnigan. Actually, in someways that'd be better.........yeah, Emma Bunton role-playing Judy Finnigan to my Richard Madely as I bum her on that floating map of the Britain they used have for the weather.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Fred the Weatherman could squirt lube at you. By the way, I once served a hot dog to Fred the Weatherman. That is in no way a euphemism.
		Vileman on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Arse, Mouth, Arse, Mouth, Arse, Mouth, Arse, Mouth, Arse, Mouth, Sawn off.
		DickMarsh on Thu 21 June 2007 said... mel b (lack) is a fucking minger, posh needs ass raping more than anyone i know, the ging just makes me want to vom up, mel c (unt) is a scouse dyke, leaving baby who i would love to violently bugger till her arse looked like a burst innertube on a council tip
		DeirdreChambers on Fri 22 June 2007 said... *is secretly pleased
		DeirdreChambers on Fri 22 June 2007 said... (and excited!)
		JetSlut on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I wouldn't. Not one of them. Definately not the acne riddled mel b, or the dyke c (with those nashers), or the fat ginger incontinent one, well maybe posh, the dirty little backdoor action only minx. Actualy I would baby spice, but only if I could punch her in the face and fininsh in her eyes. Ok 2 out of 5 then
		TapperZukie on Fri 22 June 2007 said... is it me or does posh look like a blow up doll ??
		Dames on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Fuck me Tapper, not that animated/arousing/pliant...
		TheBoyMonkey on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Where's this announcement then, fucknuts?
		Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/hello/20070622/ten-posh-and-co-to-pocket-10-million-eac-52f5003_1.html
		Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said... cunts
		TheBoyMonkey on Fri 22 June 2007 said... According to a Daily Mirror report, Vileman...no official announcement. This has been rumoured for fucking months. Sort out your 'exclusives', Bourne. I'll forgive you on this one occasion as your incompetence is outweighed by that massive cunt, McShane.
		Vileman on Sat 23 June 2007 said... I'm hoping it never happens, or if it does that they all get electrocuted in some freaky stage 'accident'. Either way, I'm not sure I'd rely on the Daily Mirror for facts, (If it hasn't appeared in Private Eye then it's not true).
		PhoenixChi on Sun 24 June 2007 said... Can't wait. Check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyfAoO1S4I0
		PhoenixChi on Sun 24 June 2007 said... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzuW4wnK3RM