HOAXERS FOOL THE MEDIA OVER BRITNEY SEX TAPE
OOPS! I DIDN'T DO IT AT ALL
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Published on Fri 11 January 2008 by IanMcShane
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HOAXERS FOOL THE MEDIA OVER BRITNEY SEX TAPE |
It was rumoured that the tape featured a shaven-headed Britney "dazed", drinking and appearing to take drugs (ticking and tickling all the boxes so far). Not true.
Some crazy internet jokers managed to overtype a Fox News report about the star's medical treatment with their own invented text about a sex tape, then forward it to some of the more gullible members of the media, saying it was a link to a real page on the Fox News site. Oddly, a lack of research meant that some of the media reported this as the stone cold truth.
There were rumours last year that Britney had been caught in the act and on tape in Hawaii, though we're still waiting to see that particular 'Aloha' special.
An anonymous man (for reasons that will become clear) claimed that he seduced the singer then fell asleep after 25 minutes, hinting that the reason he never distributed the tape was because his own performance was so poor and that the highlight came about three hours in when Britney farted and stole all the sheets when she rolled over in her sleep.
Anyway, a sex tape of Britney on the internet would have surfaced pretty quickly (and God knows I've looked) but the clues that this was a hoax were there from the start. A foursome? Poor Britney can't even count up to threesome.
Some crazy internet jokers managed to overtype a Fox News report about the star's medical treatment with their own invented text about a sex tape, then forward it to some of the more gullible members of the media, saying it was a link to a real page on the Fox News site. Oddly, a lack of research meant that some of the media reported this as the stone cold truth.
There were rumours last year that Britney had been caught in the act and on tape in Hawaii, though we're still waiting to see that particular 'Aloha' special.
An anonymous man (for reasons that will become clear) claimed that he seduced the singer then fell asleep after 25 minutes, hinting that the reason he never distributed the tape was because his own performance was so poor and that the highlight came about three hours in when Britney farted and stole all the sheets when she rolled over in her sleep.
Anyway, a sex tape of Britney on the internet would have surfaced pretty quickly (and God knows I've looked) but the clues that this was a hoax were there from the start. A foursome? Poor Britney can't even count up to threesome.
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