HEATHER MILLS TO REPRESENT HERSELF IN COURT

MILLS BRIEF ENCOUNTER

Published on Tue 05 February 2008 by basko

HEATHER MILLS TO REPRESENT HERSELF IN COURT

Silly old Heather Mills. There have been many good ideas in history: inventing electricity, brewing beer and coming up with Slinkys to name but three. What's not a good idea is sidelining your lawyers just before a court case and taking on one of the richest and most popular men in the world BY YOURSELF!

Yes, Heather Mills is set to represent herself at a court hearing as she demands £50m off Macca. Genius.

Has she read 'An Idiots Guide To Being A Lawyer' this week and become qualified, or maybe been watching 'Erin Brokovich' on ITV3? The court case starts on Monday, so Heather has at least a weekend of 'Ironside' to brush up on legal technique and we've all seen the clips that prove she has knowledge of 'A Few Good Men'.

But just to refresh her memory, here it is, and a rerun of her debating technique from GMTV. If only we had court TV in the UK.

HEATHER MILLS, REPRESENT HERSELF, PAUL MCCARTNEY, GMTV, A FEW GOOD MEN

pass it on print article

SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Tue 05 February 2008 said... she won't have a leg to stand on.
		vitriol on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Heather Mills a lawyer!! It won't stand up in court of course, due to the woodworm that is inherent in the majority them ;–)
		themong on Tue 05 February 2008 said... she'll probably turn up legless..
		Freefall on Tue 05 February 2008 said... She wont have a leg.....damn. It wont stand up in....damn. She'll be legless.......oh I give up
		bigbadjimmy on Tue 05 February 2008 said... I think Sir Paul McCartney should try to put his current predicament into perspective. In olden days, if you were unfortunate enough to be robbed by an omniped, it would almost certainly be a pirate. At least he's going to come out of this alive. - Nicked from Viz, still funny though.
		personunavailable on Tue 05 February 2008 said... She is a fucking robot. Look at her eyes!
		DeBouched on Wed 06 February 2008 said... Those jokes are lame.
		Dames on Wed 06 February 2008 said... Heather Milf
		POOSTRIPE on Wed 06 February 2008 said... Why did'nt macca listen to his kids ? There is no fool like an old fool especially when he still thinks with his knob.They deserve each other.Go Heather and fleece the stupid old git !!!