HEATHER MILLS TO RELEASE NEW BOOK

HEALTHY, WEALTHY, UNWISE

Published on Tue 20 May 2008 by IanMcShane

HEATHER MILLS TO RELEASE NEW BOOK

Hooray! Heather Mills is writing a new book and if it's half as entertaining as her previous efforts the world will be laughing off its axis. 'Out On A Limb' was the title of Heather's autobiography (not that she'd try to make money from her disability you understand) which was so hilarious and inventive that PG Wodehouse must have been spinning in his grave.

So what next from Heather? Naturally, it isn't going to be an account of her life with Sir Paul McCartney – the way his lawyers reduced her claims to shreds and then bound her in a 'shut up or starve' clause means that this part of her life will be forever hidden. Unless you read the newspapers, that is.

Heather has been putting that huge brain to work and has come up with the 'War And Peace' for our time. Well nearly, it's a self-help book which spans a massive 64 pages and which gives Heather's tips on well-being for life. And the title is...

'Get Healthy With Heather'.

As opposed to 'Get Wealthy With Heather', which wouldn't need 64 pages, just three words: Sir, Paul and McCartney.

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COMMENTS

		dearlord on Tue 20 May 2008 said... get healthy?! in what respect?
		robbie22 on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Maybe she should call the book, ''How to make millions out of daft old fuckers''.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 20 May 2008 said... I know that this wasn't mine (its actually amusing) but I did see a post somewhere on the site and perhaps her book should be called, Heather Mills: The Perfect 5 Year Business Plan. Apologies to whoever wrote it originally. I do really think she is ace though, slightly barking but well done girl!
		rachael on Wed 21 May 2008 said... THe book should be called .... Heather Mills........."How to make money the EASY way a self help guide to having it all and not how to loose a leg over it."