HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

AT THE END OF HER HEATHER

Published on Fri 11 April 2008 by Mopsa

HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

Will Heather Mills ever stop opening her mouth only to talk out of her arse? She's appeared on GMTV again this morning (but she didn't scream the words 'peadophile' or 'Princess Diana' at an alarmingly high pitch this time). She's still moaning though...

Heather Mills went on the programme to talk in a very high pitched voice and say that she still fights the judge every day in an attempt to get the full court transcripts released. Here are a few of the best quotes.

About Paul McCartney:

"I think he's got three different girlfriends. I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me."

We're not sure but we're thinking sarcasm was intended with that one. And three girlfriends? The man's 65!

She continued:

"People love me or hate me."

She's getting confused with marmite.

Then she spoke about why she threw water over Paul's lawyer in court:

"Mrs Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good and now I'm getting lots of offers to restyle the hair of women of her age."

Heather Mills lying? Surely not...

HEATHER MILLS, GMTV, PAUL MCCARTNEY, FIONA SHACKLETON, CELEBRITY NEWS

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COMMENTS

		Bunter on Fri 11 April 2008 said... Oooh! Look Heather, there's an elderly rich man over there. hobble along before he gets away.
		Fabio on Fri 11 April 2008 said... I'd still fuck her
		Razorjaw on Fri 11 April 2008 said... F.A.O Mr HM - *sarcasm Fabio, I agree with you. I would love to have a rough fuck with her.
		GeoffreyWode on Fri 11 April 2008 said... I would like to spunk in her gullet.
		darkfung on Fri 11 April 2008 said... She's my next girlfriend.
		Soulgirl on Fri 11 April 2008 said... She really needs to shut the fuck up right now or she'll be losing that lovely divorce bounty in a Libel suit! I think she needs to move to Greece and hole up in some sleezy bar with her leg off begging for Drakmar hehe
		Soulgirl on Fri 11 April 2008 said... She needs to shut the fuck up before she loses her divorce bounty in a libel suit!
		OckerRocker on Fri 11 April 2008 said... You were much more respectable when you didn't pretend you weren't a whore, Heather. Remember the good old days with Denise and co? Ah, memories..
		OckerRocker on Fri 11 April 2008 said... Oh Heather, you were so much more capable of commanding respect when you were just a common or garden whore. These days, after you've reinvented yourself as a one-legged champion of the people, you've got no dignity. Me and the other whores you used to work with, Denise and the girls, would welcome you back. Give us a call.
		robbie22 on Sat 12 April 2008 said... No dear everybody HATES YOU,you got 25 million now FUCK OFF
		Lil on Sat 12 April 2008 said... What a fucking nutter!! Why cant she just shut the fuck up and enjoy the money?? Its more than a lot of people will see in a life time and the irritating cunts still not happy. I wanna bash her over the head with that sodding leg of hers. I'm no fan of Macca, but fuck me, he must be the most patient person on the planet to put up with that fucking loon. She should shut it while she's still ahead.
		POOSTRIPE on Sat 12 April 2008 said... just shut the fuck up now ,you've got the cash and kid .You are boring me titless....fuck off.
		zammosbird on Sat 12 April 2008 said... Acrotomophile. In like flynn
		SaleoftheCentury on Sun 13 April 2008 said... Let me guess Bunter, a bitterr old man who man who can't get younger women? So it's their fault is it? Prick
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 14 April 2008 said... Ohhhh look Bunter, there's an elderly rich man, going for a younger blonde woman. You really are a pathetic little shit.
		Bunter on Mon 14 April 2008 said... Dear 'Saleof theCentury' (or Heather to your... oh sorry!), good guess, but wide of the mark. Quite why anybody would want a one-legged, gold diggiing, loony whore in their life is beyond me, but I'll wait for the book, unless you'd like to fill me in now?