Some moderately weak Heather Mills gossip...

Well, much like the time that Rachel Stevens turned up for the Band Aid single and no one had the nerve to remind her that she hadn't been invited, Mills was meant to be accompanied to the shoot by someone. Her husband. That famous Beatle.

Sadly, Sir Paul decided at the last minute not to go. So, hobbling bravely on, Mills turned up alone, with her fearsome reputation preceding her, and none of the production staff had the bottle to tell the one -legged lady that she wasn't wanted…