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HEATHER MILLS' EVIDENCE LESS THAN ACCURATE

NO WONDER SHE WANTED IT KEPT QUIET

HEATHER MILLS' EVIDENCE LESS THAN ACCURATE

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Well it's straight from the horse's mouth. The judge presiding over the divorce of Paul McCartney and Heather Mills has released the details of the hearing and they pretty much sum up a nation's thoughts - that she is completely batshit.

An excerpt:

15. The husband’s evidence was, in my judgment, balanced. He expressed himself moderately though at times with justifiable irritation, if not anger. He was consistent, accurate and honest.

16. But I regret to have to say I cannot say the same about the wife’s evidence. Having watched and listened to her give evidence, having studied the documents, and having given in her favour every allowance for the enormous strain she must have been under (and in conducting her own case) I am driven to the conclusion that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness.
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COMMENTS
krysis on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
A cunt of epic proportions
Deathmonkey on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
No fucking shit
tosswipe on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
liar,liar,your legs on fire!!
Bunglist on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
swap 'evidence' for 'felatio'
dandyboy on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
She's claiming she inspired him to tour and record again. I fucking hate her even more now!
MrsMoon on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
I think, when she took her oppourtunity after her accident when she wrote her biography, that gave her the chance to completely reinvent her life...once you start lying, you can't stop, and it seems to have been one big pile of bullshit after another. Every paragraph of that document the Judge is questioning her accuracy on just about everything...Don't know how wise it is to publish this, Paul McCartney states that when he is at home in Peasemarsh, he is totally alone, no security...
Arseington on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Can we tie her to the front of one of those nuclear container test trains?
irb on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
"...is typical of her make-belief."
Razorjaw on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
I think Heather Mills has been given bad press and is not an evil, gold-digging trollop. Only kidding. Twat.
tigertim on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
There are spelling mistakes in that document! I read it, I am sad, I 'work' from home.
DeBouched on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Well, of course she's unbalanced. Her stance was wobbly from the start.
Dollydagger on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Legalese: less than impressive witness = lying cunt.
sickboyedd on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Point 136 onwards is interesting; the judge details a situation where it could seem to some that she was trying to fraudulently get cash off of the old codger. The judge also refers to "hollow ring......distasteful" in point 144, innuendo fans.
Person on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Nice to see she only came up £109m short. Rather shows up the yawning gulf between self-image and legally-verifiable reality, doesn't it (i.e. very wide indeed). And speaking of "very wide indeed", what's all this flim flam about her being a "model"? I've seen those photos. "Professional purveyor of Geordie hamburger shots" more like. Model indeed. Tchah!
diepiggy on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
off to saudi arabia for her next hilariously doomed but lucrative marrage i think
sickboyedd on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Point 196 is interesting: "She is currently undertaking a part-time course at UCL in nutrition.". UCL do not offer such a course, the BCNH ("UK College of Nutrition and Health", formed in 2000 http://www.bcnh.co.uk/ ) holds some lectures in UCL permises and so she's probably with them. Another Gillian McKeith on her way?
crackapella on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
you're reading this all wrong. With this judgement the judge has opened the flood gates for any unscrupulous gold-digger to make £24 mill easy-peasy by "romancing" the pop gliterrati and ooops not making that special condom purchase. Members of Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band, Pilot, Lieutenant Pigeon must all be shitting themselves. His lordship added "Your evidence was a bit iffy but here's 24mill. Would you like to come back next week and try for the hostess trolley?"
dandyboy on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Sickboyedd, she'll be like Gillian McKeith, but looking through other people's shit hoping for money.
fuckmehowmuch on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
Well, at least we've heard the last of her now ... If you think she was mad before, this 'judicial outing' will drive the peg-leg-dreg totally insane. Before the year's out there'll be a 'security incident involving Beatrice' that she'll blame on Macca's meanness for not providing her with a cavalry regiment.
mancghirl on Tue 18 March 2008 said...
I think 24 million notes would be a small price to pay, if it came with an agreement that the monoped Geordie whore shut her fucking witless mouth and never uttered another word, for so long as she remains a waste of oxygen. I'd gladly divvy up a pound for that and I'm sure millions of others would join me. However, short of cutting out her tongue, there's no fucking chance.
BustySinclair on Wed 19 March 2008 said...
I've seen those photos as well. I certainly hope that if she does return to Saudi she ensures all that meat she's packing in her pants is Halal
mandiapple on Wed 19 March 2008 said...
"Her case (on this issue) is devoid of reality". No shit. And yet somehow, despite being a lying lunatic who can't even remember her own daughter's name, she still hops off with 24m...? I bet she won't be giving "80-90%" of THAT to charidee
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