HEATHER MILLS DENIES REESE WITHERSPOON BIOPIC RUMOURS
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Published on Thu 25 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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HEATHER MILLS DENIES REESE WITHERSPOON BIOPIC RUMOURS |
Lady Heather Mills-McCartney, Britain's foremost gold-digger, has denied claims that she feels the only person talented enough to play her in a biopic is Oscar-winning actress Reese Witherspoon.
"It would be amazing, but there is no movie. Reese Witherspoon is a fantastic actress, but there will never be a movie."
No arguments with her there. How could anyone portray Heather's life? The modelling, the charity work and the three Olympic medals in Javelin, Karate and No-Can-Do?
Heather has also revealed the daily agonies she endures in order to walk, not to elicit sympathy, you understand, but just so people can know how bloody brave she is. Not like that Kylie woman, who doesn't even have to strap on extra limbs in the morning.
Onions at the ready? Let's begin.
"When I lost my leg, the accident also crushed my pelvis so I got two metal plates and one of them is sliced in the middle. It has lots of screws and it occasionally goes out so I can't move properly," whined the woman who still craves attention so much that she was forced to lug her own broken body around a dancefloor in the name of publicity.
"My chiropractor puts the screws and plate back in place every day." Wow! That must be costly! No wonder she need FIFTY MILLION POUNDS from Macca.
No arguments with her there. How could anyone portray Heather's life? The modelling, the charity work and the three Olympic medals in Javelin, Karate and No-Can-Do?
Heather has also revealed the daily agonies she endures in order to walk, not to elicit sympathy, you understand, but just so people can know how bloody brave she is. Not like that Kylie woman, who doesn't even have to strap on extra limbs in the morning.
Onions at the ready? Let's begin.
"When I lost my leg, the accident also crushed my pelvis so I got two metal plates and one of them is sliced in the middle. It has lots of screws and it occasionally goes out so I can't move properly," whined the woman who still craves attention so much that she was forced to lug her own broken body around a dancefloor in the name of publicity.
"My chiropractor puts the screws and plate back in place every day." Wow! That must be costly! No wonder she need FIFTY MILLION POUNDS from Macca.
Heather Mills,
Reese Witherspoon,
Oscar winning actress,
paul mccartney,
divorce,
chiropractor,
Meccano,
Kylie Minogue
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