Heather Mills, whose ambition to be on every TV channel at the same time moaning about how unfair life is nears fruition, has been on TV again moaning about how unfair her life is. This time she was shouting in the general direction of US TV show '
Extra', using it as the perfect excuse to launch a barrage of hate at
Sir Paul's hairy daughter
Stella.
Heather claims hairy heiress Stella disliked her from the outset, and it was all down to greed, with Mills being seen as a cuckoo in the nest who would "get all the planes and the diamonds". Heather famously already has a plane, though she uses a Ladyshave on the other leg.
The interview was conducted by videolink as there was so much hatred seeping from Lady M that any human in the same room would have instantly vapourised.
"Every single week Stella tried to break up our marriage. She was so jealous. Stella wasn't interested in her dad's happiness. I can't protect her any longer. She's done some evil, evil things... we found out she scraped my face out of a photo when they were in a psychiatric session together."
Knowing Stella's legendary temper, Heather was lucky it was just a photo that she went at with a knife.