HEATHER SO WELL

Paramedics were somewhat confused on Saturday night when they received an emergency summons to the house of Eighties eye-candy (and serious actress in 'TJ Hooker') Heather Locklear. They had been warned that she was a potential suicide waiting to happen and that she needed immediate treatment, so were surprised when she opened the door smiling, and seemingly in total control of all her mental faculties

Who would make a prank call to 911, telling the authorities that the lovely Heather was about to buy the farm?

"Erm, it was me," admitted her shamefaced psychiatrist yesterday, much to the bemusement of the authorities and the actress.

It seems that he became convinced during a telephone conversation with Locklear on Saturday night that she was 'upset', hence his massive over-reaction, telling the emergency services to treat the call as a 'suicide attempt'. Let's hope Heather doesn't confess to the Monday-morning blues or he'll have her in a gag and straightjacket before she knows it, and she'll tossing that lovely hair around a padded cell.

Or maybe he could pop over here and have a chat with some of our media-hungry bi-polar stars. I'll give him the 20p for the phone call.