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HEAT GIVE AWAY OFFENSIVE STICKERS OF HARVEY

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Although Jordan is the first to sell out her entire family for indecent amounts of money from an array of trashy magazines - in particular her most recent story with accompanying quote "Harvey hits princess over the head like a nodding dog" in OK! magazine - we think she might have a few things to say about these stickers given away with this week's Heat magazine...

Someone, apparently not Editor Mark Frith (apparently out of the country at the time), thought that it might be amusing to mock Jordan's disabled son Harvey with free stickers of his face next to the caption 'Harvey wants to eat me!'

However, we at Holy Moly think (probably along with the entire nation) that taking the piss out of a disabled boy for having a genetic disorder (septo-optic dysplasia), causing him to be overweight might be taking celebrity bashing just a bit too far.

He can't help his mum being Jordan.

What age are Heat aiming the mag at if they're giving away stickers for fuck's sake?

We'll no doubt hear Jordan's response in next week's OK! magazine.

As for Heat magazine, Mark Frith, although not directly responsible - needs to take one for the team and DO ONE - SHARPISH.

Ripping the shit out of celebrities is obviously amazing.

Ripping the shit out of their disabled children - not cool. Not cool at all.

COMMENTS
MrsMac on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
What a bunch of cuntbags. Poor Harvey. Heat magazine is a pile of fucking wank anyway. Take a Break is more for your money story for story. I especially like the ones like 'My boyfriend locked me in the boot of the car then went and shagged my pregnant mum before stabbing my brother etc.
dandyboy on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
Jordan may have a few things to say? Something along the lines of 'I'll have 20p for each sticker' probably.
Yogithebare on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
Mark Frith falling on his own sword should just about cover things.
JamesBlast on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
live by the sword, die by the sword
cunted on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
Heat getting publicity out of bad taste disability joke = bad. HM getting publicity for publicising bad taste disability joke = good.
cunto on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
One more thing...... Joey Deacon is still funny!
minxmish on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
omg! as if stupid cunts!!! thats bang out of order, i know katie and she would not allow this!! how dare heat do this??? katie soooooooo going to sue there ass!
joannepsi on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
Wow that is unbelievably nasty. They might not like Jordan (although i'm sure they've made a few bob off her) but it is inexcusable to be so vile to an innocent kid.
ChunkyMunky on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
Harvey's a legend!! Haven't you seen the clip where he tells Andre where to go??? Seriosuly though, that's pretty low. What next - mencap sticker of the week??? Must revise opinion -had thought the only thing thicker than the twats who write Heat would be the knuckledraggers reading it but the reverse may be true!
jennareid on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
ooohmigod i sooooo want to kill you minxmish!
Kermit on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
I wonder what DWIGHT THE CUNT is going to make of THAT eh?
Dubbadubbadubba on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
Come on, which of the shining wits at Heat came up with this sticker? No need to hide behind your editor, come forward and be proud! After all, last time I glanced at that crappy rag, the list of staff next to the introduction included some sort of question of the week, in which every last piffling assistant picture sub-editor and junior barcode monitor told us their favourite film, sandwich and motorway fucking junction, as if the rest of the world gives a flying arsehole about the lives of the worthless tossers whose sole purpose on this planet is to add captions to pictures of Javine's sweat-patches. So step forward! Now is your chance for recognition! Or are you too busy trying to think up your witty response to next week's question, 'What's the funniest ethnic group'?
thingymabob on Wed 28 November 2007 said...
HEY YOU GUYS!!
KittyMeow202 on Wed 28 November 2007 said...
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6460387425 This is the facebook group I made, its called 'I wont buy Heat again until the apologise for Harvey Sticker.' No prizes for guessing what its about ;) Join if you're as disgusted as we all are.
Alright on Wed 28 November 2007 said...
What will Dwight think of it probably bugger all. Does he care, he probably thought the sticker was kind of funny, ‘Who is this Harvey they speak of.'
itsjustsomoving on Wed 28 November 2007 said...
That's both disgusting and pathetic. Also is Minxmarsh an actual real profile? or someone taking the piss? Pisstaking I hope man.
archive303 on Wed 28 November 2007 said...
So Harvey, what do you think?
Mozzer on Thu 29 November 2007 said...
Minxmarsh must be taking the piss. Anyway, I for one can remember a post where someone described harvey as, 'having the size and intellect of a small horse' and pissing myself. Besides wich I though Harvey was so fat because Jordan (Katie, fucking whoever) used to empty bags a crisps on the floor and let him 'graze' on them. Or that she only bothered to feed him the left over nibbles from one of her numerous parties. {can't think what website I read those rumours on}
minxmish on Sun 02 December 2007 said...
no im not taking the piss!! thats all u need to know mozzer, and if u find that funny then i think its u taking the piss!
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