Although Jordan is the first to sell out her entire family for indecent amounts of money from an array of trashy magazines - in particular her most recent story with accompanying quote "Harvey hits princess over the head like a nodding dog" in OK! magazine - we think she might have a few things to say about these stickers given away with this week's Heat magazine...
Someone, apparently not Editor Mark Frith (apparently out of the country at the time), thought that it might be amusing to mock Jordan's disabled son Harvey with free stickers of his face next to the caption 'Harvey wants to eat me!'
However, we at Holy Moly think (probably along with the entire nation) that taking the piss out of a disabled boy for having a genetic disorder (septo-optic dysplasia), causing him to be overweight might be taking celebrity bashing just a bit too far.
He can't help his mum being Jordan.
What age are Heat aiming the mag at if they're giving away stickers for fuck's sake?
We'll no doubt hear Jordan's response in next week's OK! magazine.
As for Heat magazine, Mark Frith, although not directly responsible - needs to take one for the team and DO ONE - SHARPISH.
Ripping the shit out of celebrities is obviously amazing.
Ripping the shit out of their disabled children - not cool. Not cool at all.