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HASSELHOFF HAS SURGERY ON HIS EYE

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HASSELHOFF HAS SURGERY ON HIS EYE

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The modern day Ollie Reed has caused headlines worldwide with a trip to hospital - a trip that is DEFINITLEY NOTHING LIKE REHAB. It seems The Hoff has got something in his eye that needs surgery to remove it (a coffee bean from a flaming sambucca maybe?) and will be staying at Los Angeles Medical Centre.

Which reminds us of the classic (possibly apocryphal) Hoff rumour of when he was staying at another rehab centre. After a few days of detox, the Hoff climbed out of a window and checked in the nearest hotel dressed only in his pyjamas.

He went to his room, drank every mini bottle of booze he could get his hands on and passed out. A cleaner called an ambulance and the Hoff was wheeled down to reception where he sat gibbering away to himself with a petrified receptionist who could only ask "Checking out are you, sir... anything from the mini-bar?"


COMMENTS
Sable on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Modern day Ollie Reed, my ENTIRE arse. This twat isn't fit to lick Olliver Reed's toilet clean. Apart from anything else, Ollie could actually act. Didn't always bother, I admit, but could when he wanted to. Plus, in his entire career, Hasselhoff has never been given, or deserved a line as blindingly magnificent as "You sold me...queer giraffes."
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Seconded Sable! The Hoff, entertaining though he is, simnply cannot be mentioned in the same breath as Ollie Reed. A few cheeky shandies with Mr Reed would kill the Hoff plain and simple. Then Mr Reed would probably do the honourbale thing and rodger the former Mrs Hoff into a coma. Just for forms sake you understand. Reed, Burton, Martin and Harris; now that's a fucking party...
thundachick on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
indeed RRB and sable..but this is the hoff!..the hoff!..the stuff a million german dreams are made of!
StinkyPinky on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Is he having a red light fitted that moves from side to side?
dearlord on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
jap's eye??
DickyM on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
What film was that Sable ? was it Hannibal Brookes
Sable on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Gladiator.
DickyM on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Ty
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