The modern day Ollie Reed has caused headlines worldwide with a trip to hospital - a trip that is DEFINITLEY NOTHING LIKE REHAB. It seems
The Hoff has got something in his eye that needs surgery to remove it (a coffee bean from a flaming sambucca maybe?) and will be staying at
Los Angeles Medical Centre.
Which reminds us of the classic (possibly apocryphal) Hoff rumour of when he was staying at another rehab centre. After a few days of detox, the Hoff climbed out of a window and checked in the nearest hotel dressed only in his pyjamas.
He went to his room, drank every mini bottle of booze he could get his hands on and passed out. A cleaner called an ambulance and the Hoff was wheeled down to reception where he sat gibbering away to himself with a petrified receptionist who could only ask "Checking out are you, sir... anything from the mini-bar?"