HAS RONNIE WOOD RUN OFF WITH AN 18-YEAR-OLD RUSSIAN?

PAINT IT BLACK RUSSIAN

Published on Fri 11 July 2008 by Mopsa

HAS RONNIE WOOD RUN OFF WITH AN 18-YEAR-OLD RUSSIAN?

Ronnie Wood has finally had one drink too many, completely lost his mind and left his wife to run off with an 18-year-old Russian girl. Or that's what the Russian cocktail waitress, Ekaterina Ivanova, is claiming, according to The Sun. And the mismatched couple have reportedly eloped to Ireland to paint together.

According to The Sun, Ekaterina claims that Ronnie's wife of 23 years, Jo, begged her not to steal the 61-year-old guitarist.

Ekaterina told friends she told Jo:

"I am not taking him — he is leaving."

But Jo denies this ever happened and says:

“They’re not boyfriend or girlfriend — not in that way. She is mad — she is a terrible alcoholic. I know her — she’s been here. She’s a friend and he’s a guy — I’m going to call her now. And I’m gonna go and call him now and tell him what she’s said.”

Ronnie met Ekaterina while out boozing but Jo seemed more concerned that Ronnie has been drinking too much - up to two bottles of vodka a day. Jesus.

Rumours had already emerged that Jo was planning to leave Ronnie as she had finally had enough of his excessive drinking. But we're sure he'll be back once he sobers up.

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Fri 11 July 2008 said... If this is true, this is just embarrassing. It is pitiful really that he is still acting like a twat at 61..are all aging rockers retarded? Why is Richards held in such high esteem? If he was a nobody in the corner of your loca pub, spouting nonsensical shite and playing the guitar in that sloppy, pissed up way of his, you'd avoid him like the clap.
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Or roll him for his wallet as he staggered home
		MrsMoon on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Seriously, if this was your Dad, you'd just be squirming with shame constantly.
		EHenryThripshaw on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Fuck me, he's a guitarist in a rock band, not an investment banker - hanging out the back of an 18yr old Russian girl while necking a bottle of vodka is practically in the job description!
		ComradeDuch on Fri 11 July 2008 said... this makes me thirsty
		MrsMoon on Fri 11 July 2008 said... If they want to live the life of a 17 year old for eternity, and look like a giant vampiric ballbag when hitting on girls young enough to be your great grandaughter, fine, doesn't matter what your job is, it's still ghastly.
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Im only 38 and would fucking love to hang out the back of an 18 year old
		englishoutlaw on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Fuck off MrsMoon, I and everyone on here would do it given the chance. Drinking all day would never get boring. Bring it the fuck on.
		EHenryThripshaw on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Besides, "It's only al-co-hol, but he likes it, likes it..." (sorry!)
		squealer on Fri 11 July 2008 said... It may be ghastly MrsMoon, but at least he's not doing a 'Bill Wyman' on us. She is legal.
		LadyCuntington on Fri 11 July 2008 said... EHenryThripshaw: point of information - all the investment bankers I have had the misfortune to know spend weekends doing charlie, necking vodka and doing double-entry book keeping with at least 3 18-year old Russians. They have to pay them though, oh wait, never mind, so does that cadaver Ronnie Wood.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sat 12 July 2008 said... He was going to run off with Jodie Marsh but she's too orangey for crows.
		POOSTRIPE on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Ha !! There is no fool like an old fool ( ask your mate macca Ronnie ). You go Ekaterina ! Fleece the deluded senitle old fart.
		UncleFelcher on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Quality Ronny. This is what we want from our rock gods my son. Keep up the great work. You are a constant inspiration to us all (except mrs. moon but she's a fat ugly moose that 'dreams' of looking like an 18 yar old russian)
		Marshfield on Sun 13 July 2008 said... Wood-n't we all? Congrats to the old fella.. of course his kids and her father might not be too comfortable with it, but hey that's life.
		UncleFelcher on Mon 14 July 2008 said... If I was his kids I would make bloody sure not to dress too provocatively around him once they get to 17
		rachael on Mon 14 July 2008 said... does he have teeth because it appears he doesnt in many of photos I have seen and he certainly does fit the description of sewer breathed pub rat talking up low bar maids.