BORRELL ISSUES

Blimey. At 17 years old and with millions in the bank, Harry Potter actress Emma Watson should be fighting off loads of fit young things. So what the blazes is she doing with that toad Johnny Borrell?

The pair, who met at a Vanity Fair party, have been seen together on two occassions. Which is two more times than most people can stomach.

"Emma had gone over to speak to Pixie Geldof, who was chatting to Johnny at the time – and Emma and Johnny immediately hit it off.

"It was clear they had loads to talk about – even if they don't look like they have much in common," said a source to The Telegraph (why the hell is the Torygraph covering this anyway?).

Geez. I know you have to make mistakes when you're young and date the wrong people but Emma, Kirsten Dunst's sloppy seconds? And also, Emma...

Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead
Johnny Borrell is a knobhead.