Harry Potter branded ecstasy seized in New York

Harry Potter and the deathly rave drugs

Published on Mon 23 July 2007 by BOURNE

Harry Potter branded ecstasy seized in New York

Must we throw this filth at our pop kids? Well, it's only a natural progression that, having fed them Harry bloody Potter books for the last ten years, the poor little mites would turn to drugs.

These Harry Potter branded ecstasy tablets were seized in New York City - 400,000 of the bloody things. A wizard* wheeze, you might say (sorry). You can read the full report on The Smoking Gun.

So, that's one way to celebrate the end of this tedious succession of books for kids read by adults who really should know better. The twats.

*Yes, I am fully aware that this story could have had far more Harry Potter drug puns but, being a grown man who hasn't read a word of this rubbish, I don't know any. Do your worst.

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		michael848 on Mon 23 July 2007 said... So...many...puns..in..head...brain...going....to...explode...
		on Mon 23 July 2007 said... lets be avin ya!
		lightupvirginmary on Mon 23 July 2007 said... magic works!
		Zigmund on Mon 23 July 2007 said... I'd make a joke about it being Harry Pot-Head, but it's not marijuana they found. Ah well.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 23 July 2007 said... I want some of those magical disco biscuits!! I bet HArr-E, Hermion-E and anyone with the name Weasl-E would love 'em.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 23 July 2007 said... I now look like a twat because I went for the same jokes as the headline - which I didn't even read before I wrote. Feel free to pelt me with rotten tomatoes. But please, do send the drugs.
		Zigmund on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Nope. Just Tomatoes for you.
		Marshfield on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Don't worry sundaeg1rl - I've done that before, in fact it's a positive as it shows you'd be good enough to write for Holy Moly, either that or the writer's having an off-day. Now that she's written all the books maybe JK (not the one that sings and obviously does take lots of drugs, the one that writes books for kids/gullible people) now needs to an alternative sideline to make a bit of cash. Back to the topic in hand though, as if being a drug dealer / maker of illegal drugs isn't bad enough they now make them with logo's iconic to kids, so that if one, god forbid, got into the hands of a small impression innocent kiddie they'd probably eat it instantly. Hopefully they'll catch every single one of these utter fucking cunts and they get a nice welcoming cell mate with a passion for receiving oral sex from his toothless co-occupant, followed by leaving lashing of STD infected cum inside said party's anus.
		Marshfield on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Don't worry sundaeg1rl - I've done that before, in fact it's a positive as it shows you'd be good enough to write for Holy Moly, either that or the writer's having an off-day. Now that she's written all the books maybe JK (not the one that sings and obviously does take lots of drugs, the one that writes books for kids/gullible people) now needs to an alternative sideline to make a bit of cash. Back to the topic in hand though, as if being a drug dealer / maker of illegal drugs isn't bad enough they now make them with logo's iconic to kids, so that if one, god forbid, got into the hands of a small impression innocent kiddie they'd probably eat it instantly. Hopefully they'll catch every single one of these utter fucking cunts and they get a nice welcoming cell mate with a passion for receiving oral sex from his toothless co-occupant, followed by leaving lashings of STD infected cum inside said party's anus.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Awww, you posted twice to make me feel better :-)
		Vlad on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Am i the only sane person left in london? my whole fucking bus was reading this shit this morning. You are grown adults, with the divine gift of free thought, and a wealth of proper literature you utter wankers. Did queue at midnight to read the last Booker prize winner you herd folllowing cunts? Have you even fucking heard of James Joyce? God, I want to rip your spleen out and use it as your fucking book mark.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Way to cocking-well go Vlad! Panesar and the boys were running through the Indians like a fucking Ferarri at Lords yesterday. Cut straight to some middle-aged git (chunky sweater and big-beard - there's two fucking clues for starters) in the crowd, thumbing through the latest 'Harry Potter and The Shameless Rip-Off'. I bet he still lives with his mother, carries a thermos flask and keeps cats.
		Vlad on Tue 24 July 2007 said... JC... you left out "smells of wee" On a sports related note, why in the name of satans cock did they fucking offer them the light when they were only facing fucking spinners??? Umpires? Cocksticks more like
		strangelad on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Acid would have been better, halucinate your own ending to shitbox bunch of fuckiing KIDS books, not adults books, fucking KIDS books. Okay, so maybe KIDS AND RETARDS' books!!!
		pondscum on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Harry Potter is bullshit anyway. Who would believe a REDHEAD with two friends.
		Buntyhoven on Tue 24 July 2007 said... I suppose she has to make mony somehow now the books have ended. looks nervously for Rowlings lawyers armed with big sticks
		Redrum on Tue 26 February 2008 said... you're a fucking dumbshit, i dont even like the harry potter books and i read them before i crit. them, why dont you stop trying to tell us what our kids are reading when you havnt even read them bitchass christians