HARRIED IN THE MORNING!
HARRIED IN THE MORNING!
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Published on Thu 02 November 2006 by HOLYMOLY!
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HARRIED IN THE MORNING! |
In no way desperate for publicity/ terrified victim/ woman with access to agents and Press agencies - actress Martine McCutcheon was robbed at (insert weapon here, sub-editors) point in a daring raid recently.
The thief, clearly recognising the star of ‘Eastenders’ from the mid-90’s and recognising the incredible booty that such a robbery would realise, leapt into her car whilst she waited at traffic lights, failed to be threatening and made off on his toes with her bag.
Metropolitan Police would be particularly interested in speaking to members of the public who have recently been offered suspiciously cheap Ginsters, tampons or scripts detailing small parts in ‘The Bill’.
Several thousands of similar victims were unavailable for comment.
"Officers in Kensington and Chelsea are investigating an allegation of robbery on a 30-year-old woman which allegedly took place on the King's Road at 5pm on October 25.”
30? The police really haven’t got a fucking clue, have they?
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