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GORDON RAMSAY IS CONTROVERSIAL ON US CHAT SHOW

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GORDON RAMSAY IS CONTROVERSIAL ON US CHAT SHOW

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Now, what better way to make your name better known in the US than being controversial on a US chat show? Ask Tom Cruise, it's the gateway to even more of that precious limelight that these people crave so much. So it's little surprise that Gordon Ramsay has attempted to drum up controversy in the States by having a go at... the French. Brave man, seeing how popular the Gauls are in that part of the world.

Ramsay appeared on the 'Tonight Show With Jay Leno And His Chin' and left the host gasping with his sheer naughtiness. He described the French as "difficult" and for having bad breath (it's all that garlic and onions, you see, if we're going down the stereotype path) before having a go at French women.

"I had a French girlfriend. It was like going to bed with a rottweiler on your chest."

Sheer comedy genius, I'm sure you'll agree. And no wonder that the modern day Benny Hill with a saucepan is such a huge hit with those burger-munching rednecks, whose eloquent use of the English language is nearly as refined as Gordon's.

COMMENTS
catfood on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
and according to a recent interview, what music does the man with a face like a dried out chamois cloth want played to accompany his last meal on earth? fucking keane. small price to pay i spose.
B3ttySw0llocks on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
Appear on a US chat show Make a cunt of yourself Done
FredTitmuss on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
Hope the cunt stays in the US rather than cluttering up our screens
Kermit on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
a rottweiler? really now? coming from the man whose face is like a Malawian desert on which it hasn't rained for decades and whose chin and hair seem to have undergone surgery gone badly wrong, I can only imagine how turned on the French girlfriend in question would have been to ride this repulsive dog... The cunt has sent his kids to a London French school though, funny that.....
bystander on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
Don't forget to ask him how to boil an egg. Always mention the family upsets and how he once played for Brazil. Get him to keep changing his top and mention his bollocks several times. What a star.
MattEmulsion on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
but did he take off his top and change into his chef whites during the interview? What an utter, utter, cunt
merkinhead on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
He's looking more like Jon Pertwee with each passing day...
HalfdeadFred on Wed 17 October 2007 said...
merkinhead that is a terrible thing to say about the wonderful jon pertwee
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