GORDON RAMSAY HAS A VERY LOW SPERM COUNT

CHEF'S NOT-SO SPECIAL SAUCE

Published on Fri 28 September 2007 by BOURNE

GORDON RAMSAY HAS A VERY LOW SPERM COUNT

Coming straight from Too Much Information Corner is the latest revelation from Gordon 'sweary' Ramsay. And this time it's more a case of rubbish tadpoles than fiddling with fishes.

Talking to US chatshow host Larry King, Ramsay revealed that despite being a father of four he's practically seedless and has absolutely useless spunk. Thanks for sharing, Gordy.

Given what a Billy Big Bollocks he fancies himself to be, the irony of Ramsay shooting blanks is not lost.

And, gentlemen, if you needed any better excuse to either get 'er indoors to do all the cooking or live on takeaways, all you need is Ramsay's reason for his infertility: "standing in the kitchen... close to the stove."

So there you have it, a cantankerous cook with a crapped-out cock.

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Fri 28 September 2007 said... i don't understand why women love this guy and his 'craggy' features...he looks more and more like The Thing from The Fantastic Four by the day...
		JiggeryCock on Fri 28 September 2007 said... '....and madam will be pleased to hear that the stuffed kebab does NOT come with a squirt of the chef's special mayonnaise'.
		TapperZukie on Fri 28 September 2007 said... Surely there's more to a man than just good looks Mrs Moon? Sperm or no sperm also...
		cuntyboobied on Fri 28 September 2007 said... god, do they? looks like his chin has gone through a blender. sounds like his scrotum has too
		MrsMoon on Fri 28 September 2007 said... ..absolutely, tapper, but its just the way some stupid women go on about him when he's got a face like the giants causeway, tis all...
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 28 September 2007 said... must admit that he seems like a particularly repulsive specimen to me...still, no accounting for public taste!
		SukieBapswent on Fri 28 September 2007 said... im with Mrs. Moon on this one how can anyone fancy a man who looks like ET?
		AKABUSI on Fri 28 September 2007 said... His dad wanked on a pineappple and Gordon was the result, non?
		gaylord on Fri 28 September 2007 said... Here's another nod to you Mrs Moon - i think he's fucking repulsive cunt and not shaggable if he was the last man on earth...sadly too many people disagree with me.
		ArseJuice on Fri 28 September 2007 said... he's a shit!
		MattEmulsion on Fri 28 September 2007 said... But during the chat with Larry King did he take his top off to put on his chef's whites or not? We need fucking answers on this mr moly
		MrsMoon on Fri 28 September 2007 said... I'm shoulder to shoulder with you Gaylord!! Great minds think alike!
		bystander on Sat 29 September 2007 said... Let's cut to the chase. He cooks food and swears. If people are daft enough to buy it then they deserve to go in The Corner. PS Do you think we could get Nigella to do a bit more swearing?