HOPEFUL LAST IMPRESSION

Thought you'd heard the last of Daniel Bedingfield? Think again. It takes more than breaking his back and haveing his album masters stolen in LA to keep the chubby New Zealand-born singer down...

It seems the lardy Antipodean, of whom we seem to have heard nothing but tragic stories since late 2004, is threatening yet another return to the public eye. Does he not realise one Bedingfield at a time is more than anyone can take?

The Independent reports that, clearly taking a note out of Pete bloody Doherty and his 'guerilla gigging' style, last Monday Bedingfield took it upon himself to raid the stage at Ronnie Scott's and perform an impromptu set.

So, if you find yourself trying to enjoy an evening's entertainment and realise a fat New Zealander is trying to mount the stage, don't encourage him like the patrons of Ronnie Scott's - bottle the tedious knacker off instead.