It was the
Glamour Awards last night and
Lily Allen caused quite a stir with her new
bright pink hairdo but just ended up looking like a younger version of
Jonathon Ross's wife, who was also there to collect her award for film-maker (but we still blame her for Stardust).
And Jo Whiley looked as though she was already lactating with wet marks all the way down her dress. And who on earth thinks she's anywhere near the best person on radio? Her unborn child could do a better job of it.
And the results (if anyone cares), which seem to be at least partly dictated by which idiots were prepared to turn up to the non-event are:
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TV Personality: Dannii Minogue
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UK TV Actress: Keeley Hawes
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International Musician: Beth Ditto
- Accessories Designer: Tamara Mellon
- Entrepreneur: Kate Moss
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Film-maker: Jane Goldman
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Theatre Actress: Kelly Osbourne
- Writer: Cecilia Ahern
- Presenter: Fearne Cotton
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Editor's Special: Lily Allen
- Radio Personality: Jo Whiley
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Aussie Hair Care Newcomer: Hayden Panettiere
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UK Solo Artist: Leona Lewis
- Comedy Actress: Joanna Page
- Band: Spice Girls
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Man of the Year: Mark Ronson
- Inspiration: Annie Lennox
- Film Actress: Kate Beckinsale
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