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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

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It was the Glamour Awards last night and Lily Allen caused quite a stir with her new bright pink hairdo but just ended up looking like a younger version of Jonathon Ross's wife, who was also there to collect her award for film-maker (but we still blame her for Stardust).

And Jo Whiley looked as though she was already lactating with wet marks all the way down her dress. And who on earth thinks she's anywhere near the best person on radio? Her unborn child could do a better job of it.

And the results (if anyone cares), which seem to be at least partly dictated by which idiots were prepared to turn up to the non-event are:

  • TV Personality: Dannii Minogue
  • UK TV Actress: Keeley Hawes
  • International Musician: Beth Ditto
  • Accessories Designer: Tamara Mellon
  • Entrepreneur: Kate Moss
  • Film-maker: Jane Goldman
  • Theatre Actress: Kelly Osbourne
  • Writer: Cecilia Ahern
  • Presenter: Fearne Cotton
  • Editor's Special: Lily Allen
  • Radio Personality: Jo Whiley
  • Aussie Hair Care Newcomer: Hayden Panettiere
  • UK Solo Artist: Leona Lewis
  • Comedy Actress: Joanna Page
  • Band: Spice Girls
  • Man of the Year: Mark Ronson
  • Inspiration: Annie Lennox
  • Film Actress: Kate Beckinsale

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COMMENTS
chinky on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
Lily Allen is a cunt
MrsMoon on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
What a massive dollop of mediocre shite..every single one of them.
fuckwit on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
And HM, it would be helpful to those of us who don't read Heat magazine if you put captions on all the pics of nonentities... They all say 'lily allen pics' at the top, but even I know that the grey poof is Lily Savage not Lily Allen
Topguntop on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
spice girls as best band? fuck right off.
chinky on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
When spice girls reformed, I was really hoping B*witched would as well.
fuckwit on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
HM why the fuck don't you post what I write?
Kermit on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
Those awards are just a pathetic reason to have a few Z listers parading in their latest "designer" dresses- Awards my arse! Who on earth gives a shit? not moi ! Oh and why wasn't Jodie Marsh nominated for the Inspiration Award eh? out of order....
Shand on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
Theatre Actress: Kelly Osbourne WTF?
linddzeee on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
i enjoy all of the above "stars" various quality's, lets have a little bit more love and appreciation for the people who represent british jo public to the rest of the world... i for one am EXTREMELY proud
dandyboy on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
Aqua were robbed not getting the lifetime achievement award.
DickyM on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
La Luna, even Annie Lennox ?
FlashyVic on Wed 04 June 2008 said...
Dear God, that Allen beast is one fugly, sweating pig. I bet she smells of piss all the time.
rachael on Thu 05 June 2008 said...
That black girl with the black dress on looked festy. Scary spice got 2 sizes to small tooo tight really scary. HOW plastic does danny minogue look that is why she had to have her minders hold her up. ALlot of them looked like skanks. Lilly allen looked cute.
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