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While Kate Moss is busy rolling around in the gutter and ferreting through bins to find her next loser boyfriend, it seems there are other supermodels out there who are doing their actual jobs. And doing them well. Gisele Bundchen has been named the world's highest-earning model, raking in £17.6m last year, more than five times what La Moss could manage between trips to the pub.

With £3.5m, Moss came third in the list, but 27-year-old Brazilian Gisele was on fire last year and even managed to double the earning of Heidi Klum, who came second with a paltry £7m. Although 34-year-old Klum did spend a large part of the year being sickeningly coupley with husband Seal which must have eaten into her work time.

Fourth and fifth on the list were Adriana Lima with £3.4 million and Doutzen Kroes with £3m. Never heard of them, but they're probably pretty hot.

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