GERI HALLIWELL ADMITS SHE TALKS POO (AND WEE)

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Published on Mon 07 July 2008 by Mopsa

GERI HALLIWELL ADMITS SHE TALKS POO (AND WEE)

Geri Halliwell has admitted that she loves nothing more than talking poo. But we always knew Ginger Spice was full of shit. Geri, who is somehow a children's author (although her Ugenia Lavender was hardly going to rival Harry Potter), claims that not only does she think it's funny to talk about poo and wee, she also puts on accents to fool her friends.

Geri, who has finally admitted defeat when it comes to singing and will hopefully not take as long to realise the same when it comes to her writing, said:

"A lot of people have said that I've got a voice that speaks to children. I think I've got a cultural naivety to me. I'm childish. I have a huge toilet humour - I love talking about poo and wee."

That sounds like a cultural conversation to us.

She continued:

"I also like doing accents. One of my friends works in hotel reservations and I'll ring her up and complain about the suite - sometimes I get her."

Poor Mel C, we bet she doesn't enjoy that at all...

GERI HALLIWELL, SPICE GIRLS, MEL C, UGENIA LAVENDER, AUTHOR

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COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Oh but she's a one isn't she? Why, I bet she enjoys knocking on peoples doors and running away (there's a 'Knock Down Ginger' gag in there somewhere if anyone can be arsed).
		Posage on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Stupid ginger shit bags.
		vitriol on Mon 07 July 2008 said... She looks like the "Churchill Bulldog" there squeezing one out.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Her Ugenia Lavender may not be much to write home about but Geri's Labia Majora was the talk of London at one point.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Owww yesss
		Marshfield on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Oh yes... yes... yes... that, is a floater and no mistake. I'll tell you what I want what I really really want, a big shit that comes out of my mouth.
		orange on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Poor Geri doesn't seem to realize the people on her payroll will always butter her up as best as they are able, a failing common not only to celebrities, but many politicians. To translate from the Sychophant, "you have a voice which speaks to children" means "adults don't care what you have to say," and "you have a cultural naivety" means "you are inherently stupid." Kudos to whoever came up with that last one by the way, you should go into politics.
		dandyboy on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Seeing as she's got nothing more than soft dog shit in her head it's only natural that's all that comes out of that pus-infected mouth of hers.
		itsjustsomoving on Tue 08 July 2008 said... I read this in the Observer on Sunday. Total boring childish spacker.
		darkfung on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Stop this haters !! She had like five Number ones in a row - and thats hard !! now she's doing books and people are paying for them too ... she looks good in that photo - all shiny and glowing and you are just jealous that she's like a natural treasure now !! Mel B could wish for Geri's cash !!!