George Galloway to replace Russell Brand on 'Big Brother's Big Mouth'

The Cat Who Got The Cream

Published on Tue 29 May 2007 by IanMcShane

George Galloway to replace Russell Brand on 'Big Brother's Big Mouth'

Who could possibly replace snake-hipped Goth scarecrow Russell Brand on 'Big Brother's Big Mouth'? Could anyone else make us catatonic with boredom by constantly talking about their 'dicksack' and 'winkle'?

Obviously, the best possible alternative is to use Saddam apologist 'Gorgeous' George Galloway to fill in for a few weeks. George famously grinned at the Iraqi mass murderer, checked the lighting was right and announced: "I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability."

If this man is such a poor judge of character how can I trust him to properly interview the next PJ or Science with the gravitas that they deserve?

This man represents people in Parliament after pretending to be a cat and nuzzling at Rula Lenska's teats. Russell Brand might be a bit of a cunt, but you can't accuse him of that. And, even if you can accuse him of far more deviant things (you just know where that thumb's been, right?) all I can say is, come back Russell, all is forgiven.

Oh, and Peaches Geldof is another presenting option, in which case, the above story is redundant, because the world is fucked beyond recognition anyway.

Big Brother, George Galloway, Saddam, Iraq, Peaches Geldof, Russell Brand

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		MisterTibbs on Tue 29 May 2007 said... My God! You're talking about the ultimate in car crash television and you're worried about who might present Big Mouth. Honestly I don't think that reviving Fred West's corpse and getting it to interview BB contestants whilst buggering a small child could make the show any more repellant/torturous/frighteningly shameful than it already has been or has the potential to be. Georgie Boy is the least of anyone's worries (now if Mr Galloway was interview BB dismissals with a loaded gun and a bottle of JD whilst beating Peaches Geldorf senseless, THAT would be a show I'd watch and enjoy).
		on Tue 29 May 2007 said... This man should be sent to a stone factory in Saudia Arabia dressed as a woman who has committed adultery. Huge cunt.
		anneka on Tue 29 May 2007 said... big bro's big mouth: a show commited to giving CUNT presenters work
		SirEpicureMammon on Tue 29 May 2007 said... Georgeous George is a truly great orator who spoke out against the Iraq war fiasco.For that he should be thanked. Saddam was for many years an ally of this country against the Islamicist Scum who run Iran.Peaches Geldof is a gorgeous babe. Any man who would not wish to sleep with her is ,ipso facto,a homosexualist nancyboy.
		lotusnz on Tue 29 May 2007 said... the man is a cunt i do not hate anyone as much as this cunt
		on Tue 29 May 2007 said... Mea Culpa SirEM. You're dead right about Peaches Geldorf though. She may be a thieving, hamster-faced celebucuntard but I would take great pleasure in sodomizing her (balls in twat) until she went into peristalitic spasm and couldn't poo for a month. Dirty Sanchez to follow if she's lucky.
		Cuntybollocks on Tue 29 May 2007 said... I thought they'd roped the cunt Moyles into this shitfit? Mutha-fucka! Lord D, you're a dirty man. If her Dad got wind of what you're thinking he'd re-release "I don't like Mondays". Not that it really has any bearing on you buggering his kid, he just needs any excuse.