DRESSED TO KILL (THE MOOD)

Mine eyes! OK, if you thought that Paris Hilton rolling around in a champagne glass yesterday was the least sexy thing since Anne Widdecombe started penning racy novels, then get ready for the Gene Simmons sex tape.

Yes, The Kiss legend, who has reportedly slept with close to 5000 women, unfortunately didn't think to leak a tape in his hey day (or some sort of cinefilm or whatever they had back then) and is now pictured AGED 58 going at it with a girl half his age. And it's not his partner Shannon Tweed (pictured with him below).

OK, so there's nothing inherently wrong with a rock star going at it with a model half his age, but Gene doesn't even bother taking his T-Shirt and underwear off! We're not sure what counted for romancing in the Seventies, but surely a bit of nudity wouldn't go amiss, Gene?

A clip of the video is available at www.genessecret.com but it looks like you have to pay to see the whole thing at the moment.

Let's just hope that Lil' Chris doesn't follow in his mentor's footsteps - for the sake of the poor model who'd get done for shagging a child apart from anything.