FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

SMELLS LIKE TEEN MISFIT

Published on Mon 28 April 2008 by IanMcShane

FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

That noise you can hear that sounds like a brick in a washing machine on a fast cycle is Kurt Cobain spinning in his grave at the news that his daughter is wanted by Chanel to be the face of their new range. Karl Lagerfeld (74) has expressed an interest in the 15-year-old schoolgirl (and that's how Roman Polanski's problems began) becoming the focal point of a new advertising campaign.

Is it because she's pretty? Well, she's not that pretty but she does have the very attractive feature of that 'Cobain' surname. A 'friend' who remains curiously un-named said:

"She's only young, but there's a lot of interest in Frances. She is incredibly pretty and has the most perfect porcelain skin. She and her mother are having talks with Karl."

She and her mother. So at the age of 15 she is one of the last pieces of Cobain's legacy to be flogged off by his widow in the pursuit of money. Trainers, his daughter – what's next? The 'Kurt Cobain Luxury Shotgun' range?

FRANCES BEAN COBAIN, CHANEL, karl lagerfeld, courtney love, kurt cobain, nirvana, converse

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COMMENTS

		Vaginalbelch on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Let him spin in his grave. If Kurt Cobain gives a shit about his daughter its 14 years too late. The poor cow should dance on his grave in snazzy new pair of converse sneakers!
		zammosbird on Mon 28 April 2008 said... wide faced young cunt
		teddypendennis on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Which one's his daughter?
		blaxa on Mon 28 April 2008 said... She's got a nice face. At least it's not smothered in makeup a la Miley Ray Cyrus and Ali Lohan.
		BustySinclair on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Bit hard for him to spin in his grave, unless the final resting place for his ashes is a blender.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 28 April 2008 said... she's fucking ugly, how annoying.
		DickyM on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Her and Rumor Willis shpuld les up
		BustySinclair on Mon 28 April 2008 said... she's got her dad's creepy, starey eyes
		mandiapple on Mon 28 April 2008 said... She looks possessed, she's giving me the evil eye shudder
		caribug on Mon 28 April 2008 said... give the kid a break...at least she's not half the freak show that her mom is !
		fuckmehowmuch on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Jesus, what's Lagerfeld bringing out - boots?
		thingymabob on Mon 28 April 2008 said... smells like teen piss
		thundachick on Mon 28 April 2008 said... is there no end to cuntneys' tackiness?..first she whores' her dead husband..and now her daughter is sold to all but the highest bidder..she really is a fucking lowlife.