We think there must be something wrong with that ever present clock around his neck, as Public Enemy rapper
Flavor Flav is claiming that he
lost his virginity aged six. Not sixteen, six. We'd not even heard of sex aged six, let alone had it! What ever happened to a good old fashioned game of doctors and nurses or maybe a bit of a kick around?
In an interview with Complex magazine, the rapper and reality star revealed all.
Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.
Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.
Complex: How uh… when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.
Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was six years old.
Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.
So either this is a monumental bit of one-up-manship/lying or he really did. But we guess that could partly explain why the man is the completely bonkers lunatic he is today.