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FERGIE TO BECOME SPOKESPERSON FOR CALVIN KLEIN

CK 'FUN'

FERGIE TO BECOME SPOKESPERSON FOR CALVIN KLEIN

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Reports suggest that Fergie is set to become the new face of fashion brand Calvin Klein. OK, she may be pretty recognisable, but would you really want her representing your product?


A source told American magazine OK!:

"She's a perfect fit. She loves Calvin and they think she is beautiful and fun and brings a lot to the brand."

Fun? If for fun you mean: loves taking crystal meth until she thinks her linen basket is talking to her (actually) and is partial to pissing herself on stage. And if that's the case then there must be a fair few hobos in the running for the gig too.
 
But maybe we've got it wrong and CK are actually bringing out a new range of nappies. Now that would make sense.

COMMENTS
serge on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
she is a face lift away from looking like that lunatic Weildstein thing
milkplus on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Baffling why Clavin Klein would want to be fronted by an ex meth addicted spunk receptacle
englishoutlaw on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Is it waxwork Thursday?
Kermit on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Love the latest Calvin Klein Meth fragance.
dandyboy on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
The face of new CK incontinence pants.
PennyCentury on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Fergie walks into a bar and says 'Can I have a ................... pint please' and the barman says 'Why the big pores?'.
JiggeryCock on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Is she turning into a cat?
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Jacqueline Wildebeest innit
strangelad on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Are you sure it was the face of Calvin Klein and not the face of Moosehead beer?
Dames on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
career trajectory on course then... soon music will just be a distant embarrassing glitch on the chart.
Freefall on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Nice penny. Ill give her 5 years and she'll look like Donattella Versacci (or however you spell her fucking name)
CLINT FLICKER on Thu 21 February 2008 said...
Thats one ugly Mofo
BustySinclair on Fri 22 February 2008 said...
Watch CK shares plummet
paulageorgeuk on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
FIRST OF ALL, FERGIE IS BEAUTIFUL. SHE IS THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THIS AS SHE LOOKS AMAZING IN CK. AND HATERS, HOW SAD ARE YOU DISSING SOMEBODY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ON THE INTERNET. GET A LIFE. FERGIE IS AMAZING. JELOUSSSY XOXO
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