FERGIE MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP

SLACK EYED PEAS

Published on Tue 11 March 2008 by Fatty

FERGIE MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP

Piss-pants singer Fergie has today revealed that, during her crystal meth days, she was once mistaken for a tramp and was constantly paranoid that she was being followed by the FBI. Frankly, we're not surprised.

The leathery boot said that she was convinced that 'they' were after her and went all paranoid when someone offered her a muffin out of pity.

"I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so 'they' couldn't see in," said the wee-er to Marie Claire.

"One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me... I'm searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they're after me for. I'm in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I'm thinking, he's in on it.”

Fucking hell. Cowboy hat, red lipstick, smells of piss - sounds like an escapee from a hen party. They should've locked her up there and then when they had the chance. At least then we would've been spared her musical offerings.

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OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
WRONGY WOOD
RE-VERSION
NEWSMOUND

LAWYERS 10 SPEARS FAMILY 0
CAN'T FIND ME NOW
I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE?
MICHAEL SOPHOCLES: THE OUTTAKES

COMMENTS

		gaylord on Tue 11 March 2008 said... Ok we get it she pissed herself once...there's tons of shit to throw at this odious woman and all you can manage is to mention three times in as many paragraphs that she pissed herself.
		dearlord on Tue 11 March 2008 said... drugs are bad kids
		fuckwit on Tue 11 March 2008 said... She pissed herself once didn't she?
		TouchingCloth on Tue 11 March 2008 said... I'd piss on her if I thought it would shut her up. Or sort her manky skin out.
		DickyM on Tue 11 March 2008 said... I once shat on a sleeping tramp.
		fuckwit on Tue 11 March 2008 said... I was that sleeping tramp, you dirty cunt!
		Holdingout4ahero on Tue 11 March 2008 said... Mistaken for a tramp? You're telling me she isn't? All these years, i would of never have known....
		BustySinclair on Wed 12 March 2008 said... looks like a tramp, lives like a tramp, must be a tramp