WITHOUT A CLUE-DO

'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria may have been working on the show for too long because she's sounding exactly like one of the bored and frustrated women of Wisteria Lane. She has spoken about her close friendship with Victoria Beckham and how the pair of them share so much. Including food.

"We eat! And we hang out at each other’s houses. We don’t go out that much actually. We just do normal girl things when we’re along - we have a meal and a catch up."

Did she mention that they eat? And hang out? Then eat some more? Oh yes, lots of eating going on in these households. They also sit and play board games, which I honestly believe.

You can just imagine Victoria poised beside a round of Hungry Hippos (though she has just toured with the Spice Girls, to be fair). But what are Eva's hubby Tony and Mr Beckham getting up to while the girls hang out? And eat.

"Tony has really been trying to get David to play board games like Cluedo, but David is not a big game player. We’re like, 'Come on, David!'"

Can't you imagine David running ashen-faced from the room and calling the police when he finds out at the start of the game that there's been a murder? 'Guess Who?' is more his level, but it'd take hours.

"Does this person have eyes?" Yes. "Does this person have a nose?" Yes.