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ERIC CLAPTON STOLE GEORGE HARRISON'S WIFE OUT OF JEALOUSLY

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Eric Clapton
reveals in his autobiography that he was so jealous of George Harrison's lifestyle that he stole the wife of the Beatles guitarist. This, of course, makes Clapton sound like a caveman dragging away a rival's woman by the hair, and will no doubt delight feminists everywhere.

Patti Boyd, the woman in question, brought out a book of her own last year and she seemed to mention something about it being her choice, or at least that she had a bit of a say in the decision.

In fact, at no point did she use the phrase "I was stolen" throughout the whole volume. Though she did mention that Eric was a bit violent and she thought he might kill her, something Clapton fails to recall in his book.

Clapton's admission is surprising because he was seen as the man who had it all, including heroin addiction. And a rubbish beard. But it just wasn't enough, so he targeted George Harrison. This was a cowardly decision as the peace-loving Beatle was unlikely to fight him and at best might go at his knees with a bit of Yogic Flying.


COMMENTS
JiggeryCock on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
You always get that impression with Clapton though don't you? One minutes it's pressing wild flowers to'Tears In Heaven', the next it's 'Who fucking wants some?' and a Fender Stratocaster lodged in your fundamental orifice.
milkplus on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
Look at him! He's either hitting a high note, knocking one out or squeezing out a giant turd. I can't tell which.
catfood on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
thats quite a toilet-face he's got there. furthermore, not a lot of people know this, but eric clapton is single handedly responsible for every aviation related guitarists death since 1977 when he caused the great steve gaines' plane to crash in a woods as a result of 'running out of petrol', since then this slow-handed devil hasnt baulked at an opportunity to off the competition, one better guitarist than him at a time - stevie ray, randy rhodes, jim croce, john denver (tho i think we can let that one slide)... the list goes on... but the one question no one asks is WHERE WAS ERIC CLAPTON? this bearded, chinless menace must be stopped, before he tires of guitarists and moves on to our pan pipers - george zamfir, your days are numbered! christ im bored.
nicho2k on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
That's a "trying to fart without soiling myself" kind of face
bystander on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
OK he can strum a few chords but all in all a nob.
BanjoString on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
The vinegar stroke surely...
Dames on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
Patti Boyd, it must be noted, had the assistance of a professional neuterer as co-author/control freak, have to say. & Fkn hippies anyway.
josiewales on Thu 04 October 2007 said...
hes kakking isnt he ???
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