Annoying balladeer and second best tennis player in his house
Enrique Iglesias says he'll
quit singing! But not for another 15 years, sadly. He says he doesn't want to be on stage like some clichéd ageing crooner trying to sing ridiculous half-Spanish songs to housewives...
No, he doesn't want to tread on his dad's toes.
He said: "In my case, in 15 years I'll probably look ridiculous singing Bailamos (Let's Dance)."
Don't worry about it, Enrique, you look fucking ridiculous singing it now!
Anyway, we think bring the whole retirement thing forward a few years (i.e. 15 years) for the following reasons:
- 'Hero' is played at every chav wedding in the UK
- He recorded the soundtrack to Will Smith's hideous film Wild Wild West
- He has appeared in a DIY show
- He was a mentor on the Canadian version of PopIdol encouraging another generation of Celine Dions and Brian Adamses
- His favourite British act is Daniel Bedingfield
Need we say more? In fact, perhaps ripping his own tongue out would be more appropriate than retiring...