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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS SAYS HE'LL QUIT MUSIC

FROM HERO TO FINIRO

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS SAYS HE'LL QUIT MUSIC

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Annoying balladeer and second best tennis player in his house Enrique Iglesias says he'll quit singing! But not for another 15 years, sadly. He says he doesn't want to be on stage like some clichéd ageing crooner trying to sing ridiculous half-Spanish songs to housewives...

No, he doesn't want to tread on his dad's toes.

He said: "In my case, in 15 years I'll probably look ridiculous singing Bailamos (Let's Dance)."

Don't worry about it, Enrique, you look fucking ridiculous singing it now!

Anyway, we think bring the whole retirement thing forward a few years (i.e. 15 years) for the following reasons:

  • 'Hero' is played at every chav wedding in the UK
  • He recorded the soundtrack to Will Smith's hideous film Wild Wild West
  • He has appeared in a DIY show
  • He was a mentor on the Canadian version of PopIdol encouraging another generation of Celine Dions and Brian Adamses
  • His favourite British act is Daniel Bedingfield

Need we say more? In fact, perhaps ripping his own tongue out would be more appropriate than retiring...

COMMENTS
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Cock jockey.
Yogithebare on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
What ever happened to Enrique's mole - it was a thing of beauty.
Belms on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Reason No6. The smug cunt gets to eat Kourni's Pie
enriquesgirl on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
You are a jerk. I registered just to tell you that
robbie22 on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Who could say no to this sexy man
sailor on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Looks like he's practicing to gobble his boy friend!
Holdingout4ahero on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
He's not retired already? Or maybe his songs enter so low on the charts it's almost like he's gone anyway.
STFU on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Just wasted 5 mins of my time to sign up and tell you what a arsehole you are! Sorry to tell you but Enrique aint going nowhere yet!.... U can tell this was written by a man as most men are jealous of Enrique since he's such a hottie and women just throw themselves at him. U know i'm right! Either that or by a fat, ugly women that know he wouldn't look twice at her! Right i'm done, hate on Enrique all you want but i still love him! Toodles :)
Holdingout4ahero on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
*yawn* You're right about Enrique isn't going anywhere, because he's already gone. And yes of course, everyone is just jealous of big, strong, handsome, talented and intelligent Enrique *chuckles*
STFU on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
You took the words right out of my mouth, Big, strong, handsome, talented and intelligent! Yes that sounds like E! And btw shows what you know about his career, he's #1 in the Latin Billboards for the 18th time, more than any other artist in history i might add! So stick that up your pipe and smoke it, schmuck! I don't know why i'm wasting my time on this site, it's lowering my IQ lmao!.....Thanks to the person who wrote this btw, all publicity is good publicity!
BustySinclair on Thu 06 March 2008 said...
^^^fuck me that's some funny shit there! Ooh Latin Billboards, how impressive. Some advice for the frustrated fanboy - run along, it's only going to end in tears if you hang around here. A better use of your time would be to take the above picture and photoshop your ejaculating cock into his hand, with the spray hitting him fair in the mouth and eyes.
Holdingout4ahero on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
How about i take the words from out of your mouth and shove them up my arse? P.S Latin billboards lol. I looked at your argument, weighed it and also stuck that up my arse. And no, cunt, all publicity isn't good publicity. If a story broke that Enrique was a pedophile he would not just bounce back from it (lord knows why, that rubbery forehead is big enough to do so). p.p.s i also find it amusing that you came back to this supposedly crap site just to 'prove me wrong'. Well am still waiting.....
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