EMO BAND ANNOYED THEY'RE NOT UP FOR A GRAMMY

FALL OUT BOYS

Published on Mon 10 December 2007 by Fatty

EMO BAND ANNOYED THEY'RE NOT UP FOR A GRAMMY

Whiny emo thirty somethings Fall Out Boy are very sad that a big mean man didn't nominate them for a Grammy. There, there, you little gits.

The wrinkly skateboard enthusiasts, who make Tracy Beaker sound positively mature, have banged on about how unfair it is that a white 50 year old man* decided to overlook them for a Grammy when they're clearly very good.

*Obviously the ONLY person nominating for the awards.

"A fifty-year-old white man shouldn't decide whether we are relevant or not – and he doesn't," bleated Pete Wentz, the one who previously got his cock out in a picture.

"The first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement. We just want to be a part of your club...We play the events for you and the right parties all the time.

"It's kind of like being invited to a birthday party and then not allowed to eat the cake."

Oh boo fucking hoo, boys, isn't this kind of 'ultimate' rejection by 'big corporations' the type of thing that you emo losers dream of?

Grow a backbone, man!

Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, Grammys, celebrities, Holy Moly

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COMMENTS

		ArtimusPie on Mon 10 December 2007 said... If you don't like your beard, shave it off, don't fuckin dye it in an offensive shade of ginger cat pubes fuck. I didn't used to like my beard, but it's growing on me.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 10 December 2007 said... Awards? Parties? Duke Ellington played crowds who cheered him to the echo, yet minutes after he got offstage, would have denied him the right to live. Sonny Rollins took three years away from recording because he thought he wasn't a good enough musician. I'm sorry I thought we were talking about music.
		dandyboy on Mon 10 December 2007 said... So you're not in it to express your emotions or communicate through the power of music, you just want gongs of acceptance from 'the man'? You corporate bunch of cocksuckers.
		AKABUSI on Mon 10 December 2007 said... They're fucking crap. Next.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 10 December 2007 said... Ugly cunting wankstains. Fuck off and die.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 10 December 2007 said... Pete Wentz would get it. that is all
		Lil on Mon 10 December 2007 said... Comment??? Try bunch of cunts..
		Dames on Mon 10 December 2007 said... Never trust a band with Woody Allen on guitar (second left). Or any Allen for that matter.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 10 December 2007 said... The one in the hat? Vic Reeves!
		framey on Mon 10 December 2007 said... PrincessTiiaammii you're mental. Pete Bentz is a bucktoothed fairy with Siouxie Sioux eye makeup and the poetic, tortured soul of a corporate whore.
		Gemerald on Tue 11 December 2007 said... not to mention the incesant whining. Emo dickheads.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 11 December 2007 said... he is pretty, why would i care that he's a complete cunt... if I took that into consideration I'd never have had a profitable relationship
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Who's the pretty one? There's a refugee from ELO, a ginger cunt who dyes his head hair but forgets his face fungus, a speccy cunt with a silly hat and a monkey with a floppy haircut.