EMINEM'S MOTHER SAYS HE'S DOGGED BY DEPRESSION

REAL GLUM SHADY

Published on Thu 13 December 2007 by keeley

EMINEM'S MOTHER SAYS HE'S DOGGED BY DEPRESSION

So miserable is multi-millionaire film star, producer, rapper, label owner Marshall Mathers that his mother reckons he is ‘teetering on the edge of self-destruction’. In fact she’s really, really worried that he could ‘do something stupid’ at any minute – well not as worried as Britney’s Mum anyway.

So why this sudden outburst of concern for her son who she barely speaks to?

She’s got a book out of course! The subtly entitled ‘My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem,’ (in all good bookshops for Christmas) is not about her making money out of her son; it’s a ‘wake up call’ for Marshall to get better.

More like a wake up call for him to make another album about how much he hates her.

Bet Christmas at the Mathers’ household will be a right laugh this year

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COMMENTS

		Bunglist on Thu 13 December 2007 said... with forewords from vanilla ice and snow's mums
		themong on Thu 13 December 2007 said... did she!!!! so what?
		Kermit on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Mind you, the guy does always have a sour faced expression on..... maybe bipolar like Katona?
		AKABUSI on Thu 13 December 2007 said... A great reason for the multi-millionaire to release another 70 chav-pleasing minutes of tedious mum-whinge.
		squealer on Thu 13 December 2007 said... What a cunt of a mother.
		MerylHighground on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Synopsis of ‘My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem’. 'Marshall took lots of cocaine, so it's made him paranoid, self-obsessed, depressed and teetering on the edge of self-destruction. The End.' Mrs. Mavis Mathers. Are all these books filed under 'Statement of the Bleedin' Obvious'?
		dandyboy on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Miserable self-obsessed cunt. So this Christmas will be just like every other one around his house then...
		SukieBapswent on Thu 13 December 2007 said... did you know that the idea for eminems was born during the Spanish civil war when the fighters ate chocolate pellets in a hard sugary coating to keep them going? Peanut and different coloured ones came along later. The first female one was green and was not introduced until 1997 so I don't see what he's got to be depressed about and his mother should just fuck off back into her box and leave eminems alone (bangs fists on table)
		MrsMoon on Thu 13 December 2007 said... always the way to appeal and win over your famous offspring after a difficult childhood is to speak to them via the media...his mother is a bigger whore than his songs lead you to believe.
		dandyboy on Thu 13 December 2007 said... See also Doherty's mum and Whingebag's parents too. Piss poor parenting, and then trying to make a media career out of it. Fucking scumbags.
		robbie22 on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Hes not hairy but i would do him,hes got a great body,ooh them arms
		darkfung on Fri 14 December 2007 said... ....yep, he's hot ..... I'd like to cheer him up - with my tongue !