Eddie Murphy will film another 'Beverly Hills Cop'
Eddie And The Money 'B'
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Published on Fri 29 June 2007 by IanMcShane
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Eddie Murphy will film another 'Beverly Hills Cop' |
It's clear to see that Eddie Murphy is finally facing up to his parental responsibilities. In the week that it was announced that Eddie has indeed fathered a child by Mel Brown (who is beginning to resemble one of 'Alien' creator H.R. Giger's unpublishable nightmares), rumours abound that Eddie will return to his role as Alex Foley in the 'Beverly Hills Cop' series.
It's a sure sign that Eddie has abandoned hope, admitted that his naughty sperm have left him in a terrible situation, and accepted the fact that a fat leech from Leeds will be sucking on his monetary mammaries for the next 18 years.
It's a sure sign that Eddie has abandoned hope, admitted that his naughty sperm have left him in a terrible situation, and accepted the fact that a fat leech from Leeds will be sucking on his monetary mammaries for the next 18 years.
Eddie may have thought that he was in a relationship with a particularly ugly transvestite for several months, but it's now dawning on him that the haggard old mimsy he was puncturing each evening actually belonged to a proper woman, a mistake he'll surely never make again now that he has to make the worst film of all time.
That's the price you pay, Eddie. You jumped the shark, now you have to jump another one to pay for the maintenance.
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