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EDDIE MURPHY WAS TRICKED INTO FATHERING MEL BROWN’S CHILD

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EDDIE MURPHY WAS TRICKED INTO FATHERING MEL BROWN’S CHILD

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The National Enquirer is claiming that the reason that Eddie Murphy refuses to see his daughter by Melanie Brown is because he was tricked into fatherhood. The magazine claims that Murphy was told by Brown that she was on the pill, so he went ahead and coughed his worm without guilt. On the three occasions that they slept together...

Three! He shoots, he scores! Tha's some potent sperm (not that Eddie will be celebrating the fact any time soon).

He believes that Angel Iris Murphy Brown is the result of some scheming, manipulative money-making scheme. By a member of the Spice Girls? It's hardly likely that they would be obsessed with money, is it? Nothing in their career to date would suggest such a thing.

The magazine's source said:

"What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions."

Well, if you will have unprotected sex, that's the risk you take. You risk facing demands for medical expenses and a 'wage' whilst pregnant of $15,000 per month. You risk losing a $9m house and having to pay the child and her mother 'living expenses' for the next 18 years.

There's no risk in losing your dignity, however. That departed forever the minute your underpants hit Mel's bedroom floor.

COMMENTS
dandyboy on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
More likely he was tricked into thinking she was a tranny. Fooled me.
thingymabob on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
....i tell thee...
DickyM on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
EDDDEEEEHHHHHHHYYYYYY etc etc etc
sunchild on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
Serves the daft cunt right
POOSTRIPE on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
they deserve each other... look after your chunk of spunk donkey
DeBouched on Sat 15 March 2008 said...
Eddie was similarly tricked into siring the other 7 or so kids he has.
Holdingout4ahero on Sun 16 March 2008 said...
When you sleep with random strangers u just met with no protection, you sometimes end up with something growing inside of you. This time it was a baby, but hopefully next time it will be aids. Ah the irony, Eddie Murphey with aids....
BustySinclair on Mon 17 March 2008 said...
Manipulative whore + swinging dick = 50% unwanted sprog
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