Eddie Murphy is confirmed as the father of Mel Brown's baby, say her 'people'
You's The Daddy
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Published on Mon 25 June 2007 by IanMcShane
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Eddie Murphy is confirmed as the father of Mel Brown's baby, say her 'people' |
If we're to believe the stories being flung out relentlessly by Mel Brown's publicity team, then Eddie Murphy will soon be confirmed as the father of her newborn. Which means that his life is royally fucked for the next 18 years at least, as he'll have to maintain some form of contact with Deluded Spice.
The poor bastard. No wonder he's been edging towards 'Brokeback Mountain' lady-boy scenarios for the last few years. You really can't blame him.
A source close to Mel B told People magazine "He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his." Which is ten per cent more than the legal limit.
Mel got the DNA results on Thursday afternoon, but has only released them now as she's been cackling and rolling around on a bed covered in $1000 bills while screaming, "I never have to work again!"
Unsurprisingly, Eddie's lawyers have refused to comment, presumably because they're paid by the word and Eddie's millions are shrinking at an alarming rate.
The poor bastard. No wonder he's been edging towards 'Brokeback Mountain' lady-boy scenarios for the last few years. You really can't blame him.
A source close to Mel B told People magazine "He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his." Which is ten per cent more than the legal limit.
Mel got the DNA results on Thursday afternoon, but has only released them now as she's been cackling and rolling around on a bed covered in $1000 bills while screaming, "I never have to work again!"
Unsurprisingly, Eddie's lawyers have refused to comment, presumably because they're paid by the word and Eddie's millions are shrinking at an alarming rate.
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