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Easy Living magazine photoshop Helena Christensen

SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Easy Living magazine photoshop Helena Christensen

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The latest Easy Living magazine cover has a beautiful picture of Helena Christensen on it. She's beaming, obviously happy to be there... OH NO! STRIKE THAT - REVERSE IT...

What I meant to say was, the latest Easy Living magazine cover has a horrifically photoshopped picture of Helena Christensen on it.

The shambles of a shoot started when Helena simply refused to smile in any of the pictures.
Whilst still looking lovely, the editorial team were clearly having none of that sultry crap on their cosy pages, so sent it to a re-toucher to make her seem happier.
They then ignored any form of common sense and whacked it on the cover.

Well, she certainly looks happier. Happier than having someone having a wank with a cheese grater that is.

It's Jack fucking Nicholson as The Joker! BRILLIANT!

(There are two pics below, see if you can guess which one we had a go on!)


COMMENTS
RoyKeane on Tue 11 September 2007 said...
She may have been the subject of many teenage boys wank banks back in the day but she is still aa grumpy tossbag
Zigmund on Tue 11 September 2007 said...
I had a go on the first one. I couldn't.
bowelhazard on Tue 11 September 2007 said...
Ah, but remember her in Chris Izaak's "Wicked Game" video? I can forgive.
bowelhazard on Wed 12 September 2007 said...
What's so bad about a wank with a cheesegrater anyways? It's grate. (see what I did there?)
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