Donald Trump wants Hilton, Lohan and Spears for 'The Apprentice'

Trump targets troubled trio

Published on Mon 20 August 2007 by BOURNE

Donald Trump wants Hilton, Lohan and Spears for 'The Apprentice'

Donald Trump, the world's best wearer of Shredded Wheat hair since Arthur Scargill, is hoping to produce the best piece of car crash telly the world has ever seen. Better even than watching Jodie Marsh trying to explain what she does for a living.

As the business mogul heading up the US version of 'The Apprentice', Trump is currently putting together a celebrity edition of the show and has already signed up Joan Rivers, Tony Hawk, George Foreman, Carmen Electra and assorted people I've never heard of and would bet heavily that you haven't either.

It's not this line-up that's promising TV gold, however, even though Joan Rivers will be as entertainingly acerbic as ever.

Trump is currently trying to bring on board three starlets who could all do with a bit of positive publicity right now. And who are that trio of crazies, drug fiends and exhibitionist trollops? Well, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, of course.

Talking to Page Six, Trump said: "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it... She's a [bleep]ing mess." Hilton, he added, "wants to be on." And of Lohan, Trump remarked, "Another [bleep]ing mess... I'm going to call her this week."

Of course, chances are that none of them will make the finally line-up, but you can't knock a man for dreaming can you?

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COMMENTS

		EHenryThripshaw on Mon 20 August 2007 said... How does he do that with his hair? It's like tracing spaghetti, I can't work out where it begins & ends??
		BadMonkey on Mon 20 August 2007 said... His hair upsets me. I can't work out where it starts. Is it growing from halfway down his forehead and then combed back or what? And what about all those partings? Fucked me up for the day now that has. All that money and he walks about like that, a fucking clown wig wouldn't look as stupid.
		BadMonkey on Mon 20 August 2007 said... Is the point of the show to see how many get through without rehab? The slightest bit of stress and the fragile little darlings will be sat in a padded room slavering and ripping all the stuffing out of their teddy bears after having their stomachs pumped. Again.
		judyindisguise on Mon 20 August 2007 said... So let me get this straight; a man who inherited a great deal of his wealth (Trump) is going to give patronising business advice to a self-made multi-millionaire (Foreman)? Kill whitey.
		thingymabob on Mon 20 August 2007 said... his hair upsets me' n' all badmonkey! its like shit coloured candy toss! you can just see the final edit of the show! as lo-hoe goes knuckle deep on stilon! and mr hump blows his man spoo up britters arsehole! you can just hear him say sorry britney your sired!
		Twiglet on Mon 20 August 2007 said... Very peculiar eyebrows as well methinks? Judging by the pained expression on his face I would say that Dicky Marsh is hiding behind him and up to no good?
		DOGPAS on Mon 20 August 2007 said... what kind of apprentice...., hookers maybe? now i'd watch that....
		sirbuckle on Mon 20 August 2007 said... You'll need all your money Trumpy old son, when those cunts trundle into town hoovering up sniff like no tmrw. Maybe he wants to fuck them. Fantastic hair. Hi Twig
		strangespiral on Mon 20 August 2007 said... His hair is upsetting me too. It makes me realise I am a failure as a human survivor, because no amount of money nor desert island strandment nor post-nuclear-holocaust only-other-human-being-aliveness could induce me to sleep with him. I would rather die.
		Twiglet on Tue 21 August 2007 said... The posting order has gone to pot again....what's going on? Hey SirBuckle, how's it hanging?
		BurningWheel on Tue 21 August 2007 said... This man reminds me of Bagpuss for some reason.
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 28 August 2007 said... what has bagpuss ever done to offend you burning wheel? this man is a wrong and should not have been aloowed to exist on the same planet as Mr L Cohen and to have more money than Mr L cohen... one is a musical artist the other is a wig wwearing trump of a piss artist