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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

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US 'Shock Jock' Howard Stern is known for his outrageous radio show, which incredibly is broadcast in the morning, making it the equivalent of Terry Wogan playing non-stop repeats of the more unsavoury songs by the Dead Kennedy's. Oh, and he looks the spitting image of magician/comedian Jerry Sadowitz.

He may just have gone a tad too far with his latest broadcasting offering, where he manipulated a talking book biography by Dolly Parton, and made it sound as though the singer was accusing various figures in the Country music world of unspeakable acts. Dolly is less than amused with the skit, saying:

"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Erm... Bless poor naïve Dolly. Yes, they certainly have done some editing, and it's not awfully subtle. And here it is in all its libellous glory, very rude and VERY NSFW.



COMMENTS
dandyboy on Fri 16 May 2008 said...
I reckon the Kenny Rogers thing is true though. Why else have a Captain Birdseye beard?
joannepsi on Fri 16 May 2008 said...
Howard Stern, what an overrated twat. He's almost as un-funny as George Lamb on 6music.
gobenji on Fri 16 May 2008 said...
Christ.. who'd have thought there's someone who can kick the arse out of a shit joke more than that Moyles cunt.
thundachick on Fri 16 May 2008 said...
nice to have a giggle over your rice krispies..even if it is over that curly haired wank stain stern.
ChrisPeacock on Sat 17 May 2008 said...
That's so embarassingly unfunny. Old joke repeated until all amusement is rinsed right out. Chris Morris did a great job on Nicholas Parsons on Brass Eye in 1997. But this is piss poor.
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