Another Day, Another Doherty round-up

As much as I'd like to spare you yet another round of Pete Doherty news, he's only gone and hit the headlines again. For a smacked-up loser, he does seem to do an awful lot.

Firstly, it looks like it was the police who managed to keep him out of jail yesterday, forgetting that they had to stick him in court within 24 hours of arresting him for his breach of bail conditions. Still, I guess it must be fun for the cops to have Crack Diddy around. Otherwise, who else can they entertain themselves by arresting and then have a story to sell on too?

Next up, the Daily Star (see what Dlisted has to say) is reporting that one of the kittens he was seen dangling a few weeks back is hooked on coke. Not quite, but the little furball was taken sick and found to have cocaine in its system. Well, cats are naturally curious things. It must be a bugger racking up line after line when you've got an army of kittens roaming all over your fetid flat.

And, lastly, the Mail is reporting that Kate Moss, clearly suffering from a terminal case of cock blindness, has got back with the puffy-faced fuckwit. Visit Celebitchy if you can't bear to read the Mail. And it seems they've reconciled so well they're talking kids and weddings again. Jesus fucking arsing Christ. I know Moss is not supposed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer but how stupid is that woman?

Three more Doherty tales tomorrow probably. How very, very depressing.