DOHERTY IN PISS-ADDING PRANK AT STADIUM

PEE-T DOHERTY

Published on Tue 20 May 2008 by basko

DOHERTY IN PISS-ADDING PRANK AT STADIUM

Hilarious prankster Pete Doherty really does have a death wish. Apart from the drugs and the crimes against good music, he's managed to upset Millwall fans during that 'celeb' soccer tournament at their stadium. You remember the event where the talentless z-listers ran around the pitch like they were being chased by demented wasps?

Well at that very same tournament Pete was given the chairman's office to escape the attention of the press.

So how did Doherty repay the considerate gesture? A source at the ground said he pissed in some of their trophies:

"He decided to play a prank but overstepped the mark. One of the security guards was tipped off that Pete was trying to take a trophy. When he checked it out he found that Pete wasn’t nicking it, he was filling it up. He is a huge QPR fan and thought it would be a laugh to leave a little surprise."

Let's hope that Millwall fans decide it would be a laugh to leave Doherty a little surprise – like a turd in his porkpie hat?

PETE DOHERTY, MILLWALL FC, PISS, QPR, TROPHIES, JADE GOODY, CELEBRITY SOCCER TOURNAMENT

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		Topguntop on Tue 20 May 2008 said... or a bomb..
		Dachelle on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Millwall issued a statement that this story was rubbish and said Peter's welcome back any time - http://www.millwallfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10367~1316048,00.html
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Btw what the fuck are those marks on his neck?? not hickeys surely
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 20 May 2008 said... He's been injecting heron into his neck because it's the only place he can find a vein.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 20 May 2008 said... ..and it's a big blue vein because he's a fucking dickhead.
		rachael on Wed 21 May 2008 said... what a TRI _HARD junkie really get over this bloke His claim to fame was kate moss now that he is not with her his cliam to fame is not resputant.
		nosensenofeeling on Wed 21 May 2008 said... OH WHY CAN'T I POST HERE? WHY?
		scouse on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I'd like to leave the spotty little cunt a suprise. Like a fucking toaster in his bath. Prick.