DITA VON TEASE

Watch out boys, it looks as though Dita Von Teese has a secret 'hardcore' porn past, appearing in her very own lesbian film. The burlesque dancer (isn't that just a way of making stripping sound fancy?) is currently modelling for Wonderbra, who are apparently worried that this explicit film may ruin their image. But she already strips for a living so surely this is just the sort of action you'd expect to go with it.

Dita, real name Heather Sweet (which sounds like the perfect porn name) can apparently be seen being spanked by other women. Max Mosely wasn't there was he?

The clips are also said to feature the dancer being pleasured with a 'bizarre' sex toy (well they all look a bit strange don't they) by another woman.

But it may be too explicit for Wonderbra's 'clean' image. Which, if you think about it, isn't actually that clean as it's a push-up bra aimed to make your boobs look bigger and create a cleavage for men to look at, essentially.

Wonderbra declined to comment. But are probably rubbing their hands with glee at all the publicity.

We're just relieved that Marilyn Manson doesn't feature in it...