DINA LOHAN NOT SUCH A 'TOP MOM' AFTER ALL

MOTHER F*CK UP

Published on Thu 08 May 2008 by basko

DINA LOHAN NOT SUCH A 'TOP MOM' AFTER ALL

Well this didn't take long! No sooner has Lindsay Lohan's mum won a Mom Of The Year Award than all the reasons she should have been disqualified emerge. In fact AS she was getting her award she was being a very bad 'mom'.

Dina should have been at a court-ordered family therapy session but instead flounced off to collect her award. Is there nothing these fame hungry Lohans won't do?

Her ex-husband, Michael, who was sat waiting for her in the group therapy session wasn't exactly pleased, he moaned:

"She's meant to be here in therapy as ordered by the court. If she's not, she's in contempt of court, meaning she's missed more than 60 per cent of appointments. Is she a top mother for doing that? What is she putting first? If it was me, I would be in jail. I hold myself accountable - she doesn't"

Next thing you know they'll be giving 'Top Mom' Britney custody of her kids back! Oh…

LINDSAY LOHAN, DINA LOHAN, MOTHER OF THE YEAR, THERAPY, MICHAEL LOHAN

pass it on print article

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LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		strangelad on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Hmmm, good to see that the Yanks are good as us when voting for mums. Let's see now, Kerry won how many times? And Jordan how many? Perhaps if they stopped giving these cunts awards then maybe the fuckwits that admire them would stop having fucked up trash kids who wander round stabbing people.
		sirbuckle on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Three's up there no probs.
		DeBouched on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Dina has a point: therapy for the Lohans is a global-warming waste of time.
		rachael on Sun 11 May 2008 said... what a bitch of a mother no wonder linsay steals baby fur coats and has a cunt the size of the English chanel. Maybe Britnay could be surrogent mother?