O JUBBERS, WHERE ART THOU?

News reaches us that George Clooney may in fact be an alien rather than a male member of the human race, with revelations that he may have dumped Sarah Larson because she made her breasts bigger against his wishes. You can just imagine her rushing home to show off her new assets and sit back and wait for the engagement ring to appear. And what does George do? He boots her out! If it ain't broke, love...

A source said: "George really didn't want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

But...

"They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they'd broken up and freaked out because George hadn't told her anything."

Which doesn't really sound like something that humanitarian George would do, but let's not ruin the story.

"He had to explain himself because she'd found out with the rest of the world."

So what next for Larson after make the biggest boob of her life (sorry)?

The 'source' wildly speculated: "She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she's famous, she'd never go back to cocktailing."

Which roughly translates as – she's so fucked off that she buggered up her chance of living the life of riley that she's going to have her revenge on her ex by splashing herself all over a porno mag and showing the world what a dick George must have been for going out with such a skank in the first place.

Nice one!

Before and after pics below.