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HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHANELLE

Published on Mon 23 June 2008 by Mopsa

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CHANELLE HAYES, STARTLED EGG, SHARPIE, WIG, HOLY MOLY

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SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... The 2nd has a nicer smile and shows more emotion.............................YOU FUCKING WHORE
		Kitty on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Yes, I think I much prefer the second photo, much more animated and has a lot more personality. YOU BUNNY BOILING, PSYCHOTIC MUNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
		ComradeDuch on Mon 23 June 2008 said... You would need a very small wig. Monkey, you haven't thought this through, unless you have access to dinosaur eggs.
		dandyboy on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Yeah but I prefer bananas.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... We can use a handfull of my torn out pubes....from my arse
		blaxa on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Why would you want to?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... She can make a fortune adverrtising Tefal products.
		Frix133 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Comrade, don't think it's a wig but a collection of pubes from the plughole?
		Slaappy on Mon 23 June 2008 said... EASY From the back, shift wig down 10 cm or more (3 inches or so)
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Paint her green and she could be a number of star trek characters. Not that I've ever seen star trek, of course.
		FlashyVic on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Pube matting from the plughole would do fine, Comrade. It might look a bit of a 'fro, but beggers can't be choosers.
		Youvegotmailgenitalia on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I like to imagine she's looking up at a huge clock counting down the remnants of her 15 minutes. There'll be a new media Barbie toy coming out of the house any minute now, so sling your hook, your five-head and your dead fucking shark eyes. 2 choices, get a proper job or start sucking cock for crumbs...
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Hateful plastic bitch. The epitome of why we hate Big Brother and all its bastard children...
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... What or who on earth is that person? What a freak
		roland82 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Slow news day???
		chinky on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I just laid a brown egg
		themong on Tue 24 June 2008 said... HAHAHAHA
		BitchSit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Best bit about this is that this vapid bitch blatantly reads websites like this. This isn't going to do her fragile, needy ego one bit of good. Still, I'm sure a few drinks at Faces and a bout of unprotected sex with a thick-as-mince footballer will cheer her up tonight.
		BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... If she were to read this she'd struggle over the concept of sarcasm and acerbic wit, and think we're OH SO jealous of her envious lifestyle. I'd rather wank with the four horsemen of the apocalypse then waste a pelvic thrust on that vacuous quimwipe
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I don't know who she is but I wish someone would smash her head in with a giant spoon.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I hope she's getting some, because when her fifteen minutes has worn off, she'll get nowt.
		MrsMoon on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Dicky, your justifiable rage made me giggle!
		darkfung on Tue 24 June 2008 said... What a lovely fresh face she has - and she looks so thoughtful ... If only the Iron Chancellor Gordon Brown could inspire us this well !
		framey on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I still don't really understand how she's allegedly supposed to be a posh spice lookalike. WTF? She looks nowt like her. The only similarity is their important to the human race - f*** all.
		Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I'd do her. Yeah she's a bit skanky and dimmer than someone who was deprived of oxygen at birth, but the egg would be well and truly fertilized with my super sperm.