TEQUILA SLAM-DUNKERS

So here's the timeline. Dennis Rodman is arrested on suspicion of domestic battery, after his girlfriend pointed out a bruised arm to police. That was last Tuesday. This Monday Rodman checked himself into rehab in a glorious attempt to exorcise his demons, and in no way to point out to prosecutors that he was a changed man and would never do this type of battery thing again, honestly.

No, by checking into rehab he was truly demonstrating that he had learned his lesson, and that it was the straight and narrow from now on. All it would take would be a few weeks in rehab and he would emerge refreshed (and alcohol-free), a new man ready to take on the world (and hopefully not face any of those annoying charges).

So it must have been a different someone pretending to be Dennis Rodman that TMZ.com saw out and about at the Delano Hotel in Miami on Tuesday night, drinking the night away whilst a couple of pneumatic blondes hung off his arms and giggled at his every witticism.

Yes, one of those nondescript 6'8" heavily tattoo-ed Rodman look-alikes riddled with piercings and shouting in the same accent. And voice. If it was Rodman (apt name though) out and about let's hope he gets a refund from the rehab centre for that wasted overnight stay.