DO ME, DO ME, I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!

Blondie singer Deborah Harry is thinking of adopting a child, even though she has reached the grand old age of 63. Or maybe she isn't. She just doesn't seem quite sure about what she wants to do, and I for one have no idea why this might be.

"Now that I'm comfortable with myself, I would like to, I would like to have some. But I haven't done it yet. I don't know exactly how I would do it - whether I would adopt children - but I have been thinking about it," she declared, before taking it all back and then demanding to be taken seriously.

Famously, she gave up her career at the height of her fame to care for Blondie guitarist Chris Stein, who was suffering from a very rare disease that required constant massage to the penis, which perplexed doctors around the world and also made them massively jealous.

Oh well. I'm more than prepared to take one for the team Deborah. I'll be your child, but baby needs milk and lots of hugs, OK