DAVID WALLIAMS DATING GERI HALLIWELL?
IT'S RAINING FUNNYMEN
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Published on Fri 25 January 2008 by michael
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DAVID WALLIAMS DATING GERI HALLIWELL? |
The tabloid claims that Psycho Spice and one half of the nation's favourite disabled couple, Lou & Andy, have been dating since the New Year and have unsuccessfully sworn their friends to secrecy about their relationship.
"Geri just can't stop smiling," said a tabloid mole, "They have been secretly dating since the New Year and nobody knows. They are very tactile with each other and he's such a gent."
In fact he's such a gent that rival tabloid The Sun has snapped David 'stepping out' with Lisa Snowden and a bag full of frilly underwear. Hers we assume, but we can't be sure.
In other, perhaps more important, news, Geri Halliwell fell over recently.
Near the end, to save you the first three minutes of howling and hysteria..."Geri just can't stop smiling," said a tabloid mole, "They have been secretly dating since the New Year and nobody knows. They are very tactile with each other and he's such a gent."
In fact he's such a gent that rival tabloid The Sun has snapped David 'stepping out' with Lisa Snowden and a bag full of frilly underwear. Hers we assume, but we can't be sure.
In other, perhaps more important, news, Geri Halliwell fell over recently.
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