DAVID COPPERFIELD'S LAWYERS DENY SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS
THE MAGIC FUMBLER?
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Published on Tue 23 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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DAVID COPPERFIELD'S LAWYERS DENY SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS |
There were plenty of narrowed eyes when David Copperfield, the gayest looking magician in history, charmed Claudia Schiffer into his bed, but maybe the man is an incredibly sexual (and surprisingly heterosexual) animal? Well, that's certainly what one woman is claiming, after she alleged that he 'forced himself' upon her, and the allegations mean that the multi-millionaire charlatan has been forced to abandon his South East Asian tour.
My, are those powers slipping or what? This is a man who claims to have made the Statue of Liberty vanish and to have walked through the Great Wall of China! Yet he can't have a little grope and get away with it?
What a fucking charlatan! We should burn him immediately, the massive fraud!
FBI agents raided his Las Vegas warehouse and removed a digital camera memory chip, a computer hard drive and almost £940,000 in cash, which would seem to suggest that the biggest trick that he will ever pull off might be convincing the tax people that he never existed, like Keyser Soze sacrificing his Child Tax Credits.
They also took away a tube which contained several hundred doves and a small gumshield, which on closer investigation contained flags of all nations on a string, one after the other.
If it goes to trial and he is found guilty, should a man such as this, who has demonstrated that he can escape from the most secure handcuffs, be sent to a prison for mortals?
Or should we just burn the fucker?
What a fucking charlatan! We should burn him immediately, the massive fraud!
FBI agents raided his Las Vegas warehouse and removed a digital camera memory chip, a computer hard drive and almost £940,000 in cash, which would seem to suggest that the biggest trick that he will ever pull off might be convincing the tax people that he never existed, like Keyser Soze sacrificing his Child Tax Credits.
They also took away a tube which contained several hundred doves and a small gumshield, which on closer investigation contained flags of all nations on a string, one after the other.
If it goes to trial and he is found guilty, should a man such as this, who has demonstrated that he can escape from the most secure handcuffs, be sent to a prison for mortals?
Or should we just burn the fucker?
David Copperfield,
Claudia Schiffer,
Statue of Liberty,
Great Wall of China,
South-East Asian tour,
magician
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